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Re:The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2006, 03:38:36 pm »
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Out of the hundreds of ladies (and tens of men) drooled over on the site, a mere seven women passed those tests unburned. They’re the crème de la crème, the best of the best, the top of the heap, the pick of the crop… The few. The proud. The sexy. They are the women who are the first inductees into the CSSA Hall Of Fame.

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Re:The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2006, 04:27:51 pm »
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And I've also got a little vendetta against anything named Zoey (or a variation of said name) at the moment. So I guess you better say goodbye to your kittie 313, probably should've named it something else.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2013, 03:46:07 pm »
How close is avril lavigne to making the hall of fame? I know she has 80 stories she is  a lifer on the top 100 list. 

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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2013, 05:02:51 pm »
How close is avril lavigne to making the hall of fame? I know she has 80 stories she is  a lifer on the top 100 list.

Does she have 50 Authors, though? That can be the toughest one to get, IMO. Someone like me can write a dozen Taylor Swift stories, but it might as well only count as 1 because I'm only one author.  :-\

That said, I know I've already logged an Avril story, so I can't help any more than I already have.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2013, 05:27:35 pm »
I have not counted but I saw Emma Watson made it witch I do love Emma but she dose not have 50 authors she only has 58 stories altogether  now if u count her stories in t-s-s-a she has a lot more. Tho I will count just lazy.

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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2013, 06:22:26 pm »
Avril has 43 authors, give or take a couple.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2013, 06:28:42 pm »
Avril has 43 authors, give or take a couple.

Not to nit-pick, but upon looking at Emma Watson's 58 stories, there's no way she's got 50 Authors, as I see 2-3 stories apiece from Tricky, Voodoo, Money, and some other authors on her first page alone. Doesn't that mean she doesn't qualify? Or can we just fudge that requirement a little, because we all love Emma?
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2013, 06:40:24 pm »
Avril has 43 authors, give or take a couple.

Not to nit-pick, but upon looking at Emma Watson's 58 stories, there's no way she's got 50 Authors, as I see 2-3 stories apiece from Tricky, Voodoo, Money, and some other authors on her first page alone. Doesn't that mean she doesn't qualify? Or can we just fudge that requirement a little, because we all love Emma?

Except Victor's the apparent gatekeeper and he doesn't love Emma.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2013, 11:05:22 pm »
Except Victor's the apparent gatekeeper and he doesn't love Emma.

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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2013, 11:14:30 pm »
That said, me and Money clearly should've gone over the rules in a refresher course. But I doubt anyone really wants me to declare Natasha Romanoff, Hermione Grainger, Kim Bauer*, Foxxy Cleopatra and Claire Bennet null and void as a group (individual feelings are probably another matter  :P), so let's just leave them as they are and I'll pay much closer attention in the next few years.

*I don't watch Happy Endings so I have no idea what Elisha's character is called.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2013, 12:02:00 am »

*I don't watch Happy Endings so I have no idea what Elisha's character is called.

If you lived in the states, Victor, I'd be calling for your head for not watching Happy Endings and dooming the incredibly sexy Alex Kurkovich to an early (raitings) grave. But you're across the pond and so who cares?

Mayhaps it's time to review the rules anyway, especially considering our decreasing population around these parts. It may be increasingly hard for anyone to get 50 different people to write stories about them anymore.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2013, 08:15:45 pm »
Maybe you should have a contest where for an update or two you challenge all other authors to only write about one celeb. Celeb a month type thing perhaps. Just a suggestion.

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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2013, 09:22:27 pm »
Maybe you should have a contest where for an update or two you challenge all other authors to only write about one celeb. Celeb a month type thing perhaps. Just a suggestion.

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If I didn't think that'd be just one more project I'd fall behind on, I'd be game for that. A little more story-based participation around here might just liven the place up.

Conversely, considering our diminished population, perhaps lowering the requirements to, say, 25 Authors, but still 50 stories, would be reasonable? Just a thought.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2013, 10:08:24 pm »
That sounds more reasonable, and means that should I retroactively check on how the newest five stack up then there's more of a chance they'd all be allowed to stand.
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Re: The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2013, 02:32:38 pm »
Conversely, considering our diminished population, perhaps lowering the requirements to, say, 25 Authors, but still 50 stories, would be reasonable? Just a thought.

I think you would find a fair amount of women who are already qualified.  I went to the list and stopped at the first name with 50 or more stories, which is Alyson Hannigan.  She has 62 stories.  I counted 27 authors not including the chain stories.  You might discount TRL, since the only "story" he's written about her was one of those Hot 100 Specials.  Either way, she would go in under the lowered standards.  Then you look at the next one among those not already enshrined.  It's Amanda Bynes.  She has 55 stories.  I count 21 authors not including the chain stories.  Which means you'll have to decide how the chains will count when you look at her eligibility.  I'd guess most of the women with 50+ stories will qualify or come close under the 25 author standard.
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