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The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« on: July 18, 2006, 08:52:07 pm »
It’s time to welcome this year’s inductees into the CSSA Hall of Fame – with special thanks due to Rawballz, for he it was who got the ball rolling. Sorry Roselyn Sanchez didn’t make the cut… but then, if you are a celeb, there are certain hurdles to overcome to make inclusion. Those hurdles are:

1. You have to have shown definite staying power on the CSSA Hot 100 – not only high scores but also frequent showings; less than 40 women have made it every year since it started (Katie Holmes would certainly have been one of them, but she sold her soul to Tom Cruise and, well, you know…).
2. You must have at least 50 stories on the site (Elisha Cuthbert fell short by just one, but Jade Goody will NEVER[/i] get in).
3. You need to have been used by at least 50 writers (for instance Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy has about 10 zillion stories, but most of them are by melswo).

Out of the hundreds of ladies (and tens of men) drooled over on the site, a mere seven women passed those tests unburned. They’re the crème de la crème, the best of the best, the top of the heap, the pick of the crop… The few. The proud. The sexy. They are the women who are the first inductees into the CSSA Hall Of Fame.

Not to mention Carnage and the Doc. :)
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Re:The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 12:56:19 am »
I hope they all show up for the induction ceremony.

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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2006, 05:39:57 pm »
What? Roselyn didn't make it?

THAT'S IT!!! I demand that the CSSA Hall O' Fame be burned to the ground!!! This is such an outrage!!!!

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!!!!!

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Oh well, looks like I just need to work harder.
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2006, 04:20:01 am »
Congratulations to those who made it in, especially my inspirations Doc and Carnage. ;)

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Re:The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2006, 04:54:48 am »

Oh well, looks like I just need to work harder.

That and stop quoting Network. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2006, 11:24:01 am »
2. You must have at least 50 stories on the site (Elisha Cuthbert fell short by just one, but Jade Goody will NEVER[/i] get in).
3. You need to have been used by at least 50 writers (for instance Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy has about 10 zillion stories, but most of them are by melswo).

Just a little nitpicky thing, but those rules are rather redundant. Unless you're counting stories with multiple authors, like the chain stories, as being by everyone listed, then by you really don't need the 50 story minimum. If you've got 50 different authors doing only one story apiece, then that alone would give a celeb the 50 stories needed to qualify. ;)
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2006, 11:28:11 am »
Thats just the sequence we went through to narrow the potential inductees down.

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2006, 12:24:22 pm »

3. You need to have been used by at least 50 writers (for instance Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy has about 10 zillion stories, but most of them are by melswo).


So even if I wrote 50 stories of Aree Davis, Tatyana Ali, or jamie lynn spears, none of them would count on the list? just wonderin

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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2006, 12:26:20 pm »
Dragon, you would count as 1 of the authors who had written about them.

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2006, 12:46:30 pm »
so are those rules on an, "or" basis, or an, "and" basis? Like can a celeb make it to the list on one of them? or do they have to make ALL of the rules?

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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2006, 12:48:43 pm »
50 or more Authors must have written about a celeb to qualify.

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2006, 04:19:42 pm »
50 or more Authors must have written about a celeb to qualify.

Translation: No Aree Davis unless Dragon can make 50 clones and give them all different personalities, homes, computers etc.  :D

And really, what are the chances of 50 writers only writing one story about any given celeb? Some of them write about a given celeb more than once, I understand. ;)
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2006, 05:57:53 pm »
50 or more Authors must have written about a celeb to qualify.

Translation: No Aree Davis unless Dragon can make 50 clones and give them all different personalities, homes, computers etc.  :D

And really, what are the chances of 50 writers only writing one story about any given celeb? Some of them write about a given celeb more than once, I understand. ;)

Then you see just how redundant it is to require 50 stories and stories by 50 different authors. ;)
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Loves horses and her boyfriend too

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And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart

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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2006, 06:30:18 pm »
50 or more Authors must have written about a celeb to qualify.

Translation: No Aree Davis unless Dragon can make 50 clones and give them all different personalities, homes, computers etc.  :D

And really, what are the chances of 50 writers only writing one story about any given celeb? Some of them write about a given celeb more than once, I understand. ;)

Then you see just how redundant it is to require 50 stories and stories by 50 different authors. ;)

Yeah, well me and Rawballz didn't see you offering to help with the tallying. ;) Just for the record, chain stories weren't counted.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2006, 06:32:48 pm by Victor »
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Re:The Few, The Proud, The Sexy.
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2006, 01:22:07 pm »
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You must have at least 50 stories on the site (Elisha Cuthbert fell short by just one, but Jade Goody will NEVER get in).
3. You need to have been used by at least 50 writers (for instance Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Tweedy has about 10 zillion stories, but most of them are by melswo).

Hmmmm....Wonder would it be possible to get 50 people to write a short sex story each about Jade Goody.......

And if so, would buying them a pint suffice as payment for such an ordeal? ;D
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