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CSSA Hall Of Famer: Britney Spears
« on: July 18, 2006, 08:50:09 pm »
How do we love Britney? Let us count the ways:

1. “…Baby One More Time.” Things were never the same afterwards.

2. She ruined Billie’s singing career (no offence, Doctor Who fans).

3. She never married Justin Timberlake.

4. She is the Timex of pop stars – she’s been taking a licking since 1999, but she just keeps on ticking. Her fifteen minutes were supposed to be up come the new millennium, weren’t they? She can be down, but she’s never out.

5. That puppy-dog look.

6. Those legs.

7. Britney’s beautiful bubble butt.

8. The MTV Music Video Awards.

9. Exposing the hypocrisy of all those people who complain about celebrities not being like real people when she behaves and looks like one.

10. She keeps on getting attention, even when she’s not making music.

11. She drives us crazy. Crazy with hatred in some cases, crazy with passion in others.

12. Even heavily pregnant she can still erect a tent.

13. Approaching the end of her tether with Federline.

14. A favourite with writers for years, and a genuine gold-plated American Idol. And not in the Simon Cowell sense.

15. I don’t need to go on, do I?

Britney Jean Spears; she was born to make us happy. And she was born to enter the CSSA Hall of Fame.
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