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The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« on: July 01, 2017, 12:10:24 am »
Here we are – the Official 2017 CSSA Hot 100 list.

It's our 15th year, the Crystal Anniversary, or so I'm told, so let's all just imagine our new #1 babe getting fucked with a crystal dildo. Actually, that wouldn't make a bad story...


Voting was AWFUL this year. Only 20 people voted, 4 fewer than last year. Everyone who voted got their TOP 5 on the list this year. Everyone who didn't vote doesn't get to bitch. I'll admit, I was surprised by our new number one (who needed the last vote to jump up considerably).

We ended up with 103 names for 2017, thanks to ties. I've listed them below from 103-1, with their point totals right next to them. You'll notice that a lot of people have the same total points. That's because of low voting. Again, I'll go over some of the details more later. Ties were settled by alphabetical order of LAST NAME, just like last two years. With so many ties, there seemed very little point in going through a listing a third of the list as ties. We clearly need more voters if ties are bothering people.

Voting, despite low turn-out (or maybe because of it?) was very interesting, and for a long period, it looked like our Number 8 babe was going to beat our #2 babe by one point to take the crown. The last 3 days of votes changed that, and made the top of the list a little different. Again, I'll go over that more later.

As always, big thanks to everyone who DID vote this year:  Just Plain Tricky, zeusaphone, Vicki, biggs21, Victor, randyorko3589, DanielO, onlyme, Sportsguy, The Squad Leader, John Connors, wmike, MuffinMan, InThe313, ikkitousen, Cosmo Kramer, Sex Kitten, MackC1984, and KMB.

Without further ado...


103 – Renee Young (WWE) – 35
102 – Barbara Alyn Woods – 35
101 – Cheryl Tweedy – 35

100 – Jorgie Porter – 35
99 – Emma (WWE) – 35
98 – Amy Poehler – 36
97 – Charlotte McKinney – 36
96 – Alizee Jacotey – 36
95 – Skai Jackson – 36
94 – Gigi Hadid – 36
93 – Willa Fitzgerald – 36
92 – Charisma Carpenter - 36
91 – Sophie Simmons - 37

90 – Jenna Ortega – 37
89 – Pixie Lott – 37
88 – Willa Holland – 37
87 – Lauren Graham – 37
86 – Sofia Carson – 37
85 – Allie/Cherrybomb (TNA/GFW?) - 37
84 – Tori Webster – 38
83 – Kelly Packard – 38
82 – Eva Marie (WWE) – 38
81 – Avril Lavigne – 38

80 – Charlotte Flair (WWE) – 38
79 – Skylar Diggins – 38
78 – Jaime Chung – 38
77 – Julie Bowen – 38
76 – Charlize Theron – 39
75 – Kelly Ripa – 39
74 – Myleene Klass – 39
73 – Kelly Clarkson – 39
72 – Jennifer Aniston – 39
71 – Britney Spears – 40

70 – Rose McGowan – 40
69 – Tristen Mays – 40
68 – Cheryl Ladd – 40
67 – Eva Green – 40
66 – Chrissy Costanza – 40
65 – Kylie Bunbury – 40
64 – Eliza Dushku – 43
63 – Daniela Ruah – 44
62 – Olivia Holt – 44
61 – Hailee Steinfeld – 46

60 – Julianne Hough – 46
59 – Olivia Munn – 47
58 – Hilary Duff – 47
57 – Sarah Michelle Gellar – 48
56 – Nathalie Emannuel – 48
55 – Paige VanZant – 50
54 – Rihanna – 51
53 – Sarah Hyland – 51
52 – Celeste Bonin/Kaitlyn (WWE) – 51
51 – Rita Ora – 52

50 – Ashley Graham – 52
49 – Zoe Saldana – 53
48 – Alexandra Bliss (WWE) – 54
47 – Felicity Jones – 56
46 – Nina Dobrev – 62
45 – Rosario Dawson – 64
44 – Camren Bicondova – 64
43 – Jessica Chastain – 66
42 – Chrissy Teigen – 67
41 – Danielle Panabaker – 67

40 – Beyonce Knowles – 67
39 – Dove Cameron – 67
38 – Kristen Bell – 67
37 – Ariana Grande – 71
36 – Aly Michalka – 72
35 – McKayla Maroney – 75
34 – Alexandra Daddario – 76
33 – Emily Ratajkowski – 78
32 – Bella Thorne – 79
31 – Natalie Portman – 79

30 – Emma Stone – 81
29 – Mandy Moore – 85
28 – Carrie Underwood – 88
27 – Emily Bett Rickards – 88
26 – Gal Gadot – 88
25 – Katharine McPhee – 90
24 – Peyton Roi List – 96
23 – Kate Upton – 101
22 – Daisy Ridley – 101
21 – Emilia Clarke – 106

20 – Caity Lotz – 108
19 – Demi Lovato – 110
18 - Hayden Panettiere – 113
17 – Elizabeth “Liz” Gillies – 118
16 – Zendaya Coleman – 121
15 – Sabrina Carpenter – 122
14 – Maria Menounos – 146
13 – Kira Kosarin – 146
12 – Selena Gomez – 149
11 – Vanessa Hudgens – 152

10 – Margot Robbie – 162
9 – Ariel Winter – 164
8 – Melissa Benoist – 167
7 – Chloe Bennet – 171
6 – Taylor Swift – 174
5 – Jessica Alba – 179
4 – Jennifer Lawrence – 194
3 – Victoria Justice – 203
2 – Emma Watson - 208

1 – SCARLETT JOHANSSON - 216
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2017, 12:12:29 am »
Awards, both good and bad:

Biggest Jump – Margot Robbie – from 97 last year to 10 this year – guess Suicide Squad was worth something after all.

Biggest Fall – Eliza Dushku – from 22 last year to 53 this year. Actually pretty reasonable considering how many names just fell OFF the list.

Highest Debut – Gal Gadot at 26. I'll admit, had Wonder Woman come out before voting started, Gal would've been even higher.

Dead Drop – Chloe Grace Moretz – from 26 last year to off the list. Ouch. Just ouch.

Where You Been – Lauren Graham – missing since 2012, 87 this year. So, SOMEONE watched that Gilmore Girls revival on TSSTAB...

That Was Quick – Michelle Keegan – debuted last year at 40, gone this year. I'm not even entirely sure who Michelle is, her time was so short.

Planted/”Chloe Bennet Camper Crown” - Hailee Steinfeld – stuck at 61 since her debut last year. (not nearly as impressive as Chloe's 3 years at #5)

MILF of the Year – Scarlett Johansson (3rd year running, according to the chart zuesaphone posted last year). Double congrats to ScarJo, I guess.


No lifers cut, but we still only have 4 lifers remaining - Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, Natalie Portman, and Charisma Carpenter are the only women who've made this list every year since it's inception.
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2017, 12:20:53 am »
Discussion points and Trivia:

Low votership is the name of the game this year. 20 people threw out 229 names (meaning that almost half the names voted for made the list. 44%, which makes some of the names that DIDN'T make it surprising.

We have 25 new names on the list, the highest of which is Gal Gadot at 26 (Wonder Woman does wonders, I guess). The others are Chrissy Teigen (42), Alexandra Bliss (48), Ashley Graham (50), Daniela Ruah (63), Kylie Bunbury (65), Tristan Mays (69), Myleene Klass (74), Julie Bowen (77), Charlotte Flair (80), Tori Webster (83), Allie/Cherrybomb (85), Sofia Carson (86), Jenna Ortega (90), Sophie Simmons (91), Willa Fitzgerald (93), Gigi Hadid (94), Skai Jackson (95), Charlotte McKinney (97), Amy Poehler (98), Emma (WWE) (99), Jorgie Porter (100), Cheryl Tweedy (101), Barbara Alyn Woods (102) and Renee Young (103). I will not pretend to know most of these babes, though if you'd told me Amy Poehler would make her CSSA Hot 100 debut in 2017, I would've laughed at you. That's one advantage of lower votership – the bottom of the list is unique.

We lost some interesting names, too: Notably Chloe Grace Moretz, Lucy Hale, Amy Adams, Kate Beckinsale, Anna Kendrick, Elizabeth Olsen, Sophie Turner, Molly Quinn, and a whole host of names I don't recognize as easily. Of note, a couple days after Pretty Little Liars goes off the air, all it's cast members FAIL to make the Hot 100. Not entirely sure what that says, but it's an interesting note to me, anyway.

It took only 7 votes to have more than 100 names. That happened by June 3rd. Almost a full third of the total voting, done by the first Saturday. Also of note, by that early stage, only 23 names had more than one vote. Lot of variety early on. And as of June 11th, it looked like Melissa Benoist was going to be our number one girl, beating out Emma Watson by 1 point. Not one vote, one POINT. That was pretty exciting, actually. Well, okay, it was exciting to ME, because I was the only one looking at the vote totals, and that sort of thing interests me.

Then we hit the big drag. We went from June 11th until June 27th with NO ONE voting. And even then, only 7 people voted in the last 3 days, which surprised me, even with my relatively low standards at this point. So, things got kind of stale. Lot of repeat names, and the bottom half of the list is just crazy. I haven't done (and won't do) an age-range spread, but we've seen a real growth in the MILF-to-GILF area the last two years, and we keep a healthy dose of the high-school aged on the list as well. Make of that what you will.

So... yeah, that was interesting. We clearly need to shake up some things next year to either increase voting or maybe alter the points system (I don't want to alter it, I hate making new spreadsheets). Maybe throw in bonus points for anyone who has a story posted in June? IDK, that'd probably make it too easy for someone to game the system. Eh, we have 11 months to think on it.*








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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2017, 12:44:24 am »
Thank you for all your hard work! I agree with every lady on the list. Some of those who fell are ones who haven't been doing much lately while others are really rising. Melissa thanks to Supergirl, Margot the one good thing from Suicide Squad IMO and for me her role as Jane actually. Sarah Michelle and some others haven't been doing anything lately. Anyway, thank you and I'll. send you s big cyber hug!
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2017, 06:41:44 pm »
The power of a single vote: If I had not put ScarJo 20th on my ballot (not as an afterthought, but I did consider several others for that last spot), Emma Watson finishes 1st. Or if I had listed Victoria Justice (whom I've included on my ballot in other years) in the last spot instead of Scarlett, Victoria finishes 1st.
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2017, 10:46:45 pm »
ScarJo repeats as MILF of the year!

2003   Charisma Carpenter
2004   Angelina Jolie
2005   Angelina Jolie (2)
2006   Angelina Jolie (3)
2007   Kate Beckinsale
2008   Jessica Alba   
2009   Jessica Alba (2)
2010   Jessica Alba (3)
2011   Natalie Portman
2012   Natalie Portman (2)
2013   Kristen Bell
2014   Natalie Portman (3)
2015   Scarlett Johansson
2016   Scarlett Johansson (2)
2017   Scarlett Johansson (3)
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2017, 11:12:51 pm »
ScarJo repeats as MILF of the year!

2003   Charisma Carpenter
2004   Angelina Jolie
2005   Angelina Jolie (2)
2006   Angelina Jolie (3)
2007   Kate Beckinsale
2008   Jessica Alba   
2009   Jessica Alba (2)
2010   Jessica Alba (3)
2011   Natalie Portman
2012   Natalie Portman (2)
2013   Kristen Bell
2014   Natalie Portman (3)
2015   Scarlett Johansson
2016   Scarlett Johansson (2)
2017   Scarlett Johansson (3)

I did mention that earlier.
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2017, 05:54:42 pm »
Why is Alexa Bliss listed as Alexandra Bliss? Just curious lol
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2017, 07:29:13 pm »
Why is Alexa Bliss listed as Alexandra Bliss? Just curious lol

Uh... good question? My new computer has an aggressive auto-fill in the word processor - it's like iPhone autocorrect-levels of aggressive - and I don't know one wrasslin' chick from another, so... typo? Are we sure her full name isn't Alexandra?
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2017, 10:32:49 pm »
Why is Alexa Bliss listed as Alexandra Bliss? Just curious lol

Uh... good question? My new computer has an aggressive auto-fill in the word processor - it's like iPhone autocorrect-levels of aggressive - and I don't know one wrasslin' chick from another, so... typo? Are we sure her full name isn't Alexandra?
Her actual legal name is Alexis Kauffman, but it was an easy thing to assume.
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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2017, 11:03:11 pm »
Why is Alexa Bliss listed as Alexandra Bliss? Just curious lol

Uh... good question? My new computer has an aggressive auto-fill in the word processor - it's like iPhone autocorrect-levels of aggressive - and I don't know one wrasslin' chick from another, so... typo? Are we sure her full name isn't Alexandra?
Her actual legal name is Alexis Kauffman, but it was an easy thing to assume.

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Re: The Official CSSA Hot 100 for 2017
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2017, 10:36:14 pm »
ScarJo repeats as MILF of the year!

2003   Charisma Carpenter
2004   Angelina Jolie
2005   Angelina Jolie (2)
2006   Angelina Jolie (3)
2007   Kate Beckinsale
2008   Jessica Alba   
2009   Jessica Alba (2)
2010   Jessica Alba (3)
2011   Natalie Portman
2012   Natalie Portman (2)
2013   Kristen Bell
2014   Natalie Portman (3)
2015   Scarlett Johansson
2016   Scarlett Johansson (2)
2017   Scarlett Johansson (3)

I did mention that earlier.

Yeah, I just wanted to post the updated chart
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