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CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« on: May 31, 2017, 09:01:22 pm »
It's (almost) June 1st, so that means it's time, once again, for the CSSA Hot 100! The Hot 100 turns 15 this year. I don't know how that's possible, since I've voted every year, but I'm nowhere near old enough to have been reading erotic celebrity fiction 15 years ago.


Shut up, I'm not old.

Anyway, on to the rules, remarkably similar to last year's. Thank you, copy/paste.

Everyone gets twenty (20) names on their list, and those names should be listed from 1-20. Any more, and your list will be DISQUALIFIED. Any less, and your list will be DISQUALIFIED. Ties will be flat-out DISQUALIFIED. Voting for the same girl more than once will result in your list being DISQUALIFIED. Sensing a pattern yet? Good.

To make life just that much easier for me, please kindly vote 1-20, with your top babe at the top of your list and your #20 babe at the bottom. This just makes tallying easier for me. Also, maybe check your post before you post it to make sure your list is readable and not all over the place. Again, that just makes my job easier. I won't disqualify anyone for posting their list in reverse, but I will *tsk* my tongue and mentally call you a bad name while tallying. And no one wants that.

Babes nominated can come from anywhere in the world, and any form of entertainment EXCEPT for babes from Social Media websites. They are disqualified because of Victoria's long standing rule against posting links and other website names, so hope they all find work in the “real” entertainment industry soon, like Anna Akana, who a couple years ago was only on that Video Sharing site, but then landed roles in Ant-Man and should be showing up on Stitchers any day now.

The only other requirements for babes on your list are that they have to be famous and they have to be female. If someone else wants to do a top 100 hot guys list, they're welcome to try, but I doubt you get enough votes to fill a list of 100 from our regulars.

I would ask if you are voting for someone who's only got one name (like, say a wrestling babe) that you include some indication of what they're from. “Paige from WWE,” for example. Just giving me the name Paige is going to leave me confused and unsure, and while I won't disqualify your vote outright, I may hold your vote until I get some clarification. Same with babes with similar names (Peyton List and Peyton R. List, for example – yes, I'm looking at you, Voodoo Joe. Clarification just makes life easier. Since we no longer have PMs I will be posting requests for clarification in the DISCUSSION thread, so please check that at least once before the 30th.

Since I'm using the same spreadsheet as the last two years, the points system will remain the same. 40 points for a number 1 vote, 39 for number 2 all the way down to 31 for the 10th. After that, it's 20 points for #11 down to 11 points for #20. This way your top ten carries more weight, but a name showing up in 10 peoples' #11 spot has a fighting chance as well. This is the math Slip used for the last few years, and it seems to be working. No one's complained, anyway. When voting is done and the names are posted, we can discuss changing the system for next year if anyone feels this is horribly unfair for some reason.

You may only vote ONCE, but you can change your vote any time before 10pm EST on June 29th. Please DO NOT change your vote on the last day, I expect to spend that time tallying votes and don't need any added trouble. We no longer have a PM system on the boards, and I do not want my email spammed with vote changes at the last minute.

To keep this fair, to vote you MUST BE a registered member of this board, and you must post your own list. We no longer have a PM system on the boards, and I do not want my email filled up with people I've never heard of sending me votes. Also, no “Here's TommyPussylicker's votes, he asked me to post them because he's too busy mowing the yard” posts, or “My friend Jenny lurks on the board, and here's her votes because she's not a member” posts. I have no way of checking these votes for legitimacy or anything, so there's no way for me to figure out if you're telling the truth or trying to game the system. For that matter, there's no way for anyone else to tell if I'm telling the truth or not if I say “I got 13 lists emailed to me, all of them shockingly similar to my own list, and hey Kelly Clarkson's our new #1 babe this year!” To keep everyone honest (including myself), ALL VOTES MUST BE POSTED TO THE BOARDS BY THE PERSON VOTING. No exceptions. Sorry to any long-time lurkers, but that's just how it has to be. If someone DOES post another person's vote, I will DISQUALIFY BOTH VOTES, and I really, really, REALLY do not want to have to do that.

Finally, voting this year will run from May 31st, 10pm est until June 30th, 10pm est. I literally started a 3rd shift job on Monday, and won't be around at midnight, so I'll be turning the votes on and off before I leave for work. This means everyone has 30 days to complete their lists. As every year, I'll roll my eyes and wonder how it could possible take a full month to create a list of 20 babes, but there you go.

Again, VOTING ENDS JUNE 30th, at 9:59:59PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME (because that's the time zone I live in.)

I'm going to try my best to post the full list ASAP, but it may not be on July 1st, depending on what else is going on. The 30th is a Friday night, which I should have off, which means I'll spend my night tallying votes. If, for some reason this becomes an issue, I'll try and let everyone know (unless that issue is me getting hit by a car and I'm dead, in which case, sucks to be me).

If you're really having trouble coming up with a list, try looking at who you voted for last year (the thread is still there to read, it's just locked so you can't post in it). Or, if that doesn't work, always remember that TRL has exceptional taste in women and doesn't mind one bit if you take his list as a suggestion for who to vote for yourself.

Also, THIS THREAD is for VOTES ONLY. We'll have a discussion thread below where you can try to rationalize why Bella Throne's run with blue hair and that awful nose ring hasn't dropped her hotness level in your mind. I know it has in mine (though not enough that I wouldn't do her in a heartbeat).

I will remind everyone that this list is just for fun, is not legally binding in any way, and the winner gets nothing but the tiniest bit of recognition in a corner of the internet they almost certainly do not know exists. And, as a reminder, it's ALWAYS worth voting for your TRUE #1 babe. Everyone's TOP 3 made the list last year (because we had so few voters).

So, everyone have fun, tell your (registered) friends to post their lists, and let the voting begin:

2003 - Jessica Alba
2004 - Eliza Dushku
2005 - Jessica Alba
2006 - Natalie Portman
2007 - Hayden Panettiere
2008 - Hayden Panettiere
2009 - Eliza Dushku
2010 - Eliza Dushku
2011 - Emma Watson
2012 - Victoria Justice
2013 - Victoria Justice
2014 - Scarlett Johansson
2015 – Taylor Swift
2016 – Bella Thorne
2017 - ????????????
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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2017, 09:01:55 pm »
And, to get things started, my top 20:

1. Natalie Portman
2. Kelly Clarkson
3. Taylor Swift
4. Daisy Ridley
5. Felicity Jones
6. Victoria Justice
7. Melissa Benoist
8. Lucy Hale
9. Jennifer Lawrence
10. Ariana Grande
11. Emma Watson
12. Vanessa Hudgens
13. Selena Gomez
14. Scarlett Johansson
15. Katharine McPhee
16. Jessica Chastain
17. Joanna “Jojo” Levesque
18. Ariel Winter
19. Chloe Bennet
20. Lily Aldridge
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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2017, 08:14:20 am »
1:  Emma Watson
2:  Selena Gomez
3:  Sarah Hyland
4:  Vanessa Hudgens
5:  Chloe Bennett
6:  Caity Lotz
7:  Ming Na Wen
8:  Camren Bicondova
9:  Candice Patton
10:  Zendaya Coleman
11:  Camilla Cabello
12:  Melissa Benoist
13:  Danielle Panabaker
14:  Emily Bett Rickards
15:  Madisyn Shipman
16:  Margot Robbie
17:  Dove Cameron
18:  Autumn Miller
19:  Sabrina Carpenter
20:  Kira Kosarin
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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2017, 05:18:12 pm »
1 Kylie Bunbury
2 Zoe Saldana
3 Skylar Diggins
4 Beyonce
5 Rosario Dawson
6 Rihanna
7 Sonequa Martin-Green
8 Misty Copeland
9 Naomie Harris
10 Nicki Minaj
11 Kelly Rowland
12 Serena Williams
13 Nicole Beharie
14 Ruth Negga
15 Kerry Washington
16 Alicia Keys
17 Jessica Lucas
18 Sasheer Zamata
19 Sanaa Lathan
20 Gabrielle Union
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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2017, 09:20:24 pm »
1. Emilia Clarke

2. Scarlett Johansson

3. Jamie Chung

4. Emily Bett Rickards

5. Daisy Ridley

6. Melissa Benoist

7. Teilor Grubbs

8. Margot Robbie

9. Bryce Dallas Howard

10. Camren Bicondova

11. Jodie Sweeten

12. Maise Williams

13. Caity Lotz

14. Chloe Bennet

15. Grace Park

16. Dafne Keen

17. Zoe Saldana

18. Danielle Panabaker

19. Daniela Ruah

20. Eliza Dushku
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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2017, 10:23:21 pm »
1. Chrissy Costanza
2. Mckayla Maroney
3. Torri Webster
4. Sofia Carson
5. Emma Watson
6. Ariel Winter
7. Dove Cameron
8. Sabrina Carpenter
9. Kira Kosarin
10. Rebbeca "Becky G" Gomez
11. Alexandra Daddario
12. Priankya Chopra
13. Victoria Justice
14. Chloe Bennett
15. Daisy Ridley
16. Naomi Scott
17. Natalie Alyn Lind
18. Vanessa Hudgens
19. Hailee Steinfeld
20. Paige Vanzant


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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2017, 10:58:12 pm »
1. Ariana Grande
2. Hayden Panettiere
3. Ariel Winter
4. Ashley Graham
5. Gigi Hadid
6. Bella Thorne
7. Erin Burnett
8. Jessica Alba
9. Jessica Chastain
10. Cindy Crawford
11. Rachel Bloom
12. Emily Ratajkowski
13. Scarlett Johansson
14. Troian Bellisario
15. Blake Lively
16. Mariah Carey
17. Madelaine Petsch
18. Melissa Benoist
19. Alexandra Daddario
20. Genevieve Morton
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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2017, 11:33:56 pm »
If you couldn't tell I'm a big fan of the women of WWE lol

1. Alexa Bliss (WWE)
2. Paige Vanzant (UFC)
3. Eva Marie (Former WWE)
4. Allie/Cherrybomb (TNA Wrestling)
5. Charlotte McKinney
6. Emma (WWE)
7. Kira Kosarin
8. Becky Lynch (WWE)
9. Peyton Roi List
10. Celeste Bonin aka Kaitlyn (Former WWE)
11. Margot Robbie
12. Renee Young (WWE)
13. Maryse (WWE)
14. Nikki Bella (WWE)
15. Mickie James (WWE)
16. Zendaya Coleman
17. Bella Thorne
18. Kate Upton
19. Taylor Swift
20. Sabrina Carpenter


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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2017, 06:57:56 pm »
1. Aly Michalka
2. Selena Gomez
3. Caity Lotz
4. Demi Lovato
5. Danielle Panabaker
6. Zendaya Coleman
7. Emily Bett Rickards
8. Kira Kosarin
9. Isabela Moner
10. Peyton Roi List
11. Sabrina Carpenter
12. Taylor Swift
13. Chyler Leigh
14. Emilia Clarke
15. Rosario Dawson
16. Gal Gadot
17. Olivia Holt
18. Bella Thorne
19. Christina Aguilera
20. Scarlett Johansson
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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2017, 06:13:44 am »
1.  Cheryl Ladd
2.  Kelly Ripa
3.  Kelly Packard
4.  Lauren Graham
5.  Sarah Michelle Gellar
6.  Barbara Alyn Woods
7.  Brittany Daniel
8.  Cynthia Daniel
9.  Alexis Bledell
10. Michelle Trachenberg
11. Laura Harris
12. Eliza Dushku
13. Charisma Carpender
14. Marg Helgenberger
15. Kari Byron
16. Katie Holmes
17. Allison Hannigan
18. Josie Davis
19. Heather Locklear
20. Cynthia Stevenson


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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2017, 08:56:48 pm »
1. Jessica Alba
2. Hayden Panettiere
3. Kristen Bell
4. Carrie Underwood
5. Gal Gadot
6. Jennifer Lawrence
7. Taylor Swift
8. Mandy Moore
9. Emma Stone
10. Brie Larson
11. Anne Hathaway
12. Reese Witherspoon
13. Keri Russell
14. Shailene Woodley
15. Amy Adams
16. Kerry Washington
17. Beyonce Knowles
18. Eliza Dushku
19. Sarah Michelle Gellar
20. Amy Acker

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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2017, 05:16:21 pm »
1. Emma Watson
2. Elizabeth Gillies
3. Victoria Justice
4. Gal Gadot
5. Melissa Benoist
6. Hayden Panettiere
7. Maria Menounos
8. Margot Robbie
9. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
10. Kelly Kelly
11. Felicity Jones
12. Emmy Rossum
13. Charisma Carpenter
14. Emilia Clarke
15. Jessica Alba
16. Kristen Bell
17. Mila Kunis
18. Lyndsy Fonseca
19. Megan Fox
20. Rhea Seehorn

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Re: CSSA Hot 100 2017 - Rules and VOTES ONLY
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2017, 01:55:56 pm »
1. Eva Green
2. Natalie Portman
3. Rita Ora
4. Pixie Lott
5. Alizée Jacotey
6. Cheryl Tweedy
7. Michelle Keegan
8. Nathalie Emmanuel
9. Emilia Clarke
10. Kelly Brook
11. Kate Upton
12. Scarlett Johansson
13. Kirsty Gallacher
14. Julia Benson
15. Lisa Snowdon
16. Ashley James
17. Marion Cotillard
18. Dannii Minogue
19. Audrey Tautou
20. Marie Gillain
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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2017, 09:15:29 am »
1  Tristen Mays
2  Maria Menonous
3  Julie Bowen
4  Wila Holland
5 Willa Fitzgerald
6  Nina Debrev
7  Alice Braga
8  Jodelle Ferland
9  Olivia Munn
10 Abigail Spencer
11 Eliza Couple
12 Beth Behrs
13 Miesha Tate
14 Kaley Cuoco
15 Katherine Mcphee
16 Sarah Rafferty
17 Elizabeth Henstridge
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19 Jill Flint
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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2017, 07:11:52 pm »

1) Scarlett Johansson
2) Charlize Theron
3) Jennifer Lawrence
4) Maria Menounos   
5) Amy Poehler
6) Victoria Justice
7) Aubrey Plaza
8) Elle Macpherson 
9) Cecily Strong
10) Kate Upton
11) Christina Hendricks
12) Jessica Chastain
13) Amy Schumer
14) Amy Adams
15) Rihanna
16) Ashley Graham
17) Priyanka Chopra
18) Margot Robbie
19) Emma Stone
20) Sophie Turner (GoT)
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