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Celeb Twatter - make 'em up as you go...
« on: January 09, 2013, 12:09:08 pm »
Celeb Twatter

This might be fun...

Here's your chance to make up what you think celebs should have written in their twitter accounts.

Comment on something real that happened or make it up completely.  Keep them short and sweet like the real ones and make them fun, not nasty.

Like this:  Lindsay Lohan; "What truck?"

Start a thread for each celeb, make the first post, and then anyone can add to it.

313, we do not need a thread for the guy that polished the shoes of the woman who once slept with, the man that gave directions to the guy who held the cue cards for the assistant to the assistant director of a radio show that was canceled before it aired back in 1934.

Celebrities, people who are famous and for something other than being a victim of a crime or committing a crime.

Focus on the celebs that appear in the stories on CSSA, TSSA or WOWEFA or people who need stories on the sites.

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Re: Celeb Twatter - make 'em up as you go...
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 12:19:35 pm »
313, we do not need a thread for the guy that polished the shoes of the woman who once slept with, the man that gave directions to the guy who held the cue cards for the assistant to the assistant director of a radio show that was canceled before it aired back in 1934.
Message received crystal clear, Victoria.  And is this your idea or somebody else because this sounds brilliant and I wanted to say thanks to the person who came up with it.
'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it

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Re: Celeb Twatter - make 'em up as you go...
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 01:03:18 pm »
My idea, just popped into my head after the third bottle of wine last night, thought it might be fun.

Guess we'll see if it is, or if I should have quit after 2 bottles  ;D
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Re: Celeb Twatter - make 'em up as you go...
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 02:13:06 pm »
My idea, just popped into my head after the third bottle of wine last night, thought it might be fun.

Guess we'll see if it is, or if I should have quit after 2 bottles  ;D

Do you need the third bottle to loosen up to find yourself in bed with other girls? If so, then you probably shouldn't stop at two. ;)
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Take my word, my way around.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.

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Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.

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Re: Celeb Twatter - make 'em up as you go...
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2013, 02:42:50 pm »
My idea, just popped into my head after the third bottle of wine last night, thought it might be fun.

Guess we'll see if it is, or if I should have quit after 2 bottles  ;D
In that case, thank you for a terrific idea.  I'll see what I can come up with.
'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it

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Re: Celeb Twatter - make 'em up as you go...
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2013, 03:29:57 pm »
Do you need the third bottle to loosen up to find yourself in bed with other girls? If so, then you probably shouldn't stop at two. ;)

Hell no!   2 glasses does that.

Of anything!  ;D

Victoria
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Re: Celeb Twatter - make 'em up as you go...
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 05:41:48 am »
Do you need the third bottle to loosen up to find yourself in bed with other girls? If so, then you probably shouldn't stop at two. ;)

Hell no!   2 glasses does that.

Of anything!  ;D

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