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2016-17 NFL news and notes
« on: August 07, 2016, 07:28:06 am »
Welcome back to what may be CSSA's most popular annual sports thread.  With the exhibition season opening up tonight in Canton, Ohio, it's time to talk about the NFL once again.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2016, 07:35:37 pm »
Or maybe not starting.... As a Packer fan I'm conflicted, good that there's no chance for injuries but...... NO FOOTBALL DAMMIT!

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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2016, 01:24:23 pm »
Patriots and Packers
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2016, 06:22:59 pm »
I just wanted to ask a question.  If you are or wanted to be in a fantasy football draft this season, who would you want as your No. 1 pick?  Personally, I'd go with Cam Newton, but I want to see who everybody else goes with.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2016, 07:11:14 pm »
I just thought of another question worth asking.  Who is your Super Bowl pick?  Right now, I'm thinking it will be the Patriots over either the Packers, Seahawks or Cardinals.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2016, 11:29:46 am »
If you get the number 1 pick in a fantasy Draft, take Antonio Brown. Dude is good and won me so many games last year. 

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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2016, 02:07:06 pm »
I'm not sure if the NFL's head thief will count this as a win or not.  According to Adam Schefter, Steelers running back Le'Veon Bell had his suspension reduced by the NFL from four games to three for a missed drug test.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2016, 02:31:48 pm »
Paging Dak Prescott, it's now your time to shine.  According to CBS Sports, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is out 6-10 weeks after he fractured a vertebrae in his back on Thursday.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2016, 05:06:31 pm »
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2016, 09:56:43 am »
Minnesota is about to get some help and Carson Wentz looks like he'll be starting Week 1.  According to multiple reports, the Eagles agreed to trade quarterback Sam Bradford to the Vikings for a 2017 first-round pick and a 2018 pick.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2016, 10:28:05 am »
Minnesota is about to get some help and Carson Wentz looks like he'll be starting Week 1.  According to multiple reports, the Eagles agreed to trade quarterback Sam Bradford to the Vikings for a 2017 first-round pick and a 2018 pick.

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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2016, 12:08:21 pm »
Minnesota is about to get some help and Carson Wentz looks like he'll be starting Week 1.  According to multiple reports, the Eagles agreed to trade quarterback Sam Bradford to the Vikings for a 2017 first-round pick and a 2018 pick.

I hope the Vikings at least asked the pooch for permission before screwing him like that. Because holy fuck, talk about a desperation move. The Eagles couldn't give Bradford away a month ago, and now they're getting a first-round pick for him? I can't wait for week 5 when we're all channeling Neslon Muntz and laughing and pointing at the Vikings for wasting a pick because Bradford is out of the year with a shattered pelvis or something.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2016, 01:27:13 pm »
Hope the Vikings want a 1-15 or 2-14 season because that's what they got with Bradford! Buying a bag of marshmallows is a better investment!
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2016, 07:02:18 am »
Could there be a better way to start the season than with a Super Bowl rematch?  Here's the Opening Night schedule.

Carolina Panthers at Denver Broncos tonight at 8:30 p.m.
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Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2016, 03:22:19 pm »
Panthers were wayyyyy overrated last year, played mostly weak teams, got. lucky a few times. Under most circumstances I would give Denver a 50 point win. However, just like after Elway they are coming off losing a Hall of Fame quarterback so there is a chance, maybe small, maybe not, we could have a decent game. And any team (except the pathetic Rams I no longer have to take) can beat any other team under the right circumstances.
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