Author Topic: 2016-17 NFL news and notes  (Read 6766 times)

InThe313

  • CSSA's Official Sports Analyst
  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 11843
  • Read "Hellcats: Season 2" now on TSSA!
2016-17 NFL news and notes
« on: August 07, 2016, 07:28:06 am »
Welcome back to what may be CSSA's most popular annual sports thread.  With the exhibition season opening up tonight in Canton, Ohio, it's time to talk about the NFL once again.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

Sportsguy

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 85
  • Not Banned Yet!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2016, 07:35:37 pm »
Or maybe not starting.... As a Packer fan I'm conflicted, good that there's no chance for injuries but...... NO FOOTBALL DAMMIT!

zeusaphone

  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 550
  • Back up in your ass with the resurrection
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2016, 01:24:23 pm »
Patriots and Packers
However do you want me?
However do you need me?

InThe313

  • CSSA's Official Sports Analyst
  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 11843
  • Read "Hellcats: Season 2" now on TSSA!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2016, 06:22:59 pm »
I just wanted to ask a question.  If you are or wanted to be in a fantasy football draft this season, who would you want as your No. 1 pick?  Personally, I'd go with Cam Newton, but I want to see who everybody else goes with.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

InThe313

  • CSSA's Official Sports Analyst
  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 11843
  • Read "Hellcats: Season 2" now on TSSA!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2016, 07:11:14 pm »
I just thought of another question worth asking.  Who is your Super Bowl pick?  Right now, I'm thinking it will be the Patriots over either the Packers, Seahawks or Cardinals.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

LazyNinjas

  • Uber Pervert
  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 31
  • I like meeting people. PM me and say hi if ya want
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2016, 11:29:46 am »
If you get the number 1 pick in a fantasy Draft, take Antonio Brown. Dude is good and won me so many games last year. 

InThe313

  • CSSA's Official Sports Analyst
  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 11843
  • Read "Hellcats: Season 2" now on TSSA!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2016, 02:07:06 pm »
I'm not sure if the NFL's head thief will count this as a win or not.  According to Adam Schefter, Steelers running back Le'Veon Bell had his suspension reduced by the NFL from four games to three for a missed drug test.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

InThe313

  • CSSA's Official Sports Analyst
  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 11843
  • Read "Hellcats: Season 2" now on TSSA!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2016, 02:31:48 pm »
Paging Dak Prescott, it's now your time to shine.  According to CBS Sports, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is out 6-10 weeks after he fractured a vertebrae in his back on Thursday.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2016, 10:58:00 pm by InThe313 »
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

Vicki

  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 5825
  • Deranged and dangerously seductive!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2016, 05:06:31 pm »
Anybody have a team I can adopt? Winning teams only please.
All women are lesbians at heart, my ongoing mission, to prove it.

Girlsway DVD has stolen the above statement I have been using for years! GRRRR!

Sanity is over-rated, but I never believed in it anyway!

I can look at myself NAKED!

Founder of the Lesbian Lover's of the Multiverse

InThe313

  • CSSA's Official Sports Analyst
  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 11843
  • Read "Hellcats: Season 2" now on TSSA!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2016, 09:56:43 am »
Minnesota is about to get some help and Carson Wentz looks like he'll be starting Week 1.  According to multiple reports, the Eagles agreed to trade quarterback Sam Bradford to the Vikings for a 2017 first-round pick and a 2018 pick.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

zeusaphone

  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 550
  • Back up in your ass with the resurrection
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2016, 10:28:05 am »
Minnesota is about to get some help and Carson Wentz looks like he'll be starting Week 1.  According to multiple reports, the Eagles agreed to trade quarterback Sam Bradford to the Vikings for a 2017 first-round pick and a 2018 pick.

Sam Bradford has the greatest agent in NFL history
However do you want me?
However do you need me?

voodoojoe

  • The Minor Sixty-Niner
  • Global Moderator
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 6941
  • I got a Moner boner
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2016, 12:08:21 pm »
Minnesota is about to get some help and Carson Wentz looks like he'll be starting Week 1.  According to multiple reports, the Eagles agreed to trade quarterback Sam Bradford to the Vikings for a 2017 first-round pick and a 2018 pick.

I hope the Vikings at least asked the pooch for permission before screwing him like that. Because holy fuck, talk about a desperation move. The Eagles couldn't give Bradford away a month ago, and now they're getting a first-round pick for him? I can't wait for week 5 when we're all channeling Neslon Muntz and laughing and pointing at the Vikings for wasting a pick because Bradford is out of the year with a shattered pelvis or something.
I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way around.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.

I been bad, I been good,
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.

Vicki

  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 5825
  • Deranged and dangerously seductive!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2016, 01:27:13 pm »
Hope the Vikings want a 1-15 or 2-14 season because that's what they got with Bradford! Buying a bag of marshmallows is a better investment!
All women are lesbians at heart, my ongoing mission, to prove it.

Girlsway DVD has stolen the above statement I have been using for years! GRRRR!

Sanity is over-rated, but I never believed in it anyway!

I can look at myself NAKED!

Founder of the Lesbian Lover's of the Multiverse

InThe313

  • CSSA's Official Sports Analyst
  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 11843
  • Read "Hellcats: Season 2" now on TSSA!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2016, 07:02:18 am »
Could there be a better way to start the season than with a Super Bowl rematch?  Here's the Opening Night schedule.

Carolina Panthers at Denver Broncos tonight at 8:30 p.m.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

Vicki

  • Author
  • Posting Machine
  • *****
  • Posts: 5825
  • Deranged and dangerously seductive!
Re: 2016-17 NFL news and notes
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2016, 03:22:19 pm »
Panthers were wayyyyy overrated last year, played mostly weak teams, got. lucky a few times. Under most circumstances I would give Denver a 50 point win. However, just like after Elway they are coming off losing a Hall of Fame quarterback so there is a chance, maybe small, maybe not, we could have a decent game. And any team (except the pathetic Rams I no longer have to take) can beat any other team under the right circumstances.
All women are lesbians at heart, my ongoing mission, to prove it.

Girlsway DVD has stolen the above statement I have been using for years! GRRRR!

Sanity is over-rated, but I never believed in it anyway!

I can look at myself NAKED!

Founder of the Lesbian Lover's of the Multiverse