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Re: Old Movie Stories 3; The Maltese Perverts
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2017, 08:05:45 am »
The Road to Hong Kong! Last of the Hope/Crosby 'Road' movies with the duo getting into trouble again and again. Despite the old jokes you still have to laugh at these masters of comedy. Only complaint.was not really a lot of Hong Kong in it. For Vickiverse fodder there's a young Joan Collins, a still attractive Dorothy Lamour, and a bevy of Chinese beauties who were on the screen far too little. I would use 2 hot girl comedians or spy girls or lady cops who get mistaken for spies.
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Re: Old Movie Stories 3; The Maltese Perverts
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2017, 12:19:59 am »
The Paleface 1948! Basically the same movie as 'Shakiest Gun in the West' but with several major differences. Jane Russell as Calamity Jane as well as other pioneer women and Indian maids can be added .

Ah, forgot about dance hall girls. There were several for Jane to , uh, play with.
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Re: Old Movie Stories 3; The Maltese Perverts
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2017, 09:32:06 pm »
The Paleface 1948! Basically the same movie as 'Shakiest Gun in the West' but with several major differences. Jane Russell as Calamity Jane as well as other pioneer women and Indian maids can be added .

Ah, forgot about dance hall girls. There were several for Jane to , uh, play with.

Jane Russell always interests me
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« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2017, 10:11:56 pm »
She has a very brief fight with a showgirl. Jane wins easily. But that could spark a story by itself as Jane could demand the other girl 'service' her in private.
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« Reply #34 on: February 01, 2017, 06:22:07 pm »
Don't really have anything old coming in this month, but I do have the early 70s Doc Savage movie. Now Doc Savage goes back before Superman and he had a hot cousin, or sister, not sure, I could certainly do something with her. A late 1930s or 1940s setting. Maybe something with Sheena the jungle girl where they, and not Flash Gordon go to Mongo!
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Re: Old Movie Stories 3; The Maltese Perverts
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2017, 08:51:00 am »
Got some Westerns today, all pre 1960, most were 50s. If any look like story material I will post them.
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« Reply #36 on: February 03, 2017, 09:57:55 am »
Getting some from 'Have Gun Will Travel'. One episode had 3 French girls fromNew Orleans hiding in the back of a wagon under a tarp, another episode had an old timer that also had 3 daughters out in the middle of nowhere. Add in some Aztec gold and my Western girls could fit in either story or maybe both.
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« Reply #37 on: February 03, 2017, 05:38:29 pm »
Can't believe I am getting ideas from 'Have Gun Will Travel'! It's pre-1960 so it goes here. Anyway, in this episode there was a Hawkawei (F-Troop Indians) type tribe, except for more brave, that were very much into making money rather than trouble, even to the point of souvenir arrows and the like. The story also involved European hunters so I would. have the Indians arrange a party where some hot squaws are to perform some 'erotic native dances and entertainment'. In the Vickiverse the men die an accidental death but the women say 'on with the show!' which leads to an all girl party.
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« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2017, 01:15:39 am »
Escort West 1958; about a Confederate soldier and his daughter meeting a pair of sisters from the north who lost people in the Civil War. In a Vickiverse setting there might be a Southern Belle, or maybe a tougher Texas cowgirl and little sister?
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« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2017, 11:05:24 pm »
Not really watching anything pre1960 at the moment but I have more 'Have. Gun will Travel coming and I've been getting ideas from that. Also thinking about an all female Stagecoach' 1939.
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« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2017, 10:51:02 pm »
So far for my all girl 'Stagecoach'; Calamity Jane Wiley from the old tv show Buffalo Bill Jr., all grown up and now a sheriff in the Ward Bond role just calling herself Jane Wiley. A female gambler like Jodie Foster in Maverick. A Dr. Quinn type woman being ran out of town just because she's a female doctor. A fiery tough tomboy red haired rancher. Billie Kidman and her Eurasian girlfriend Su Rong (was going to name her So Rong but it sounded a little too hokey). Along the way they pick up Rosaka Marvels female Apache Kid.  That's almost a match for the John Wayne version, maybe an extra 'good gun', and unlike the drummer, while she can't shoot, Su is an expert in 'Wing Chun' kung fu.
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« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2017, 06:50:12 pm »
Just got 'The Tiger and the Flame' 1953, about real life warrior woman Rani Lakshimi. Will review if I think there's a story idea in there.
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« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2017, 08:51:17 pm »
Okay, Tiger and the Flame 1953. Maybe have some Chinese kung fu girls and American cowgirls showing her the newly invented 6 shooter as this was 1850s. Further thoughts later.
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« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2017, 11:33:29 pm »
Okay, revolvers date from 1835, but were the impractical cap and ball type. Cartridge guns came along 1855 in single action and the 'India Sepoy Rebellion' was 1857 so American girls would probably have the superior 'Colt Peacemakers'. Double action revolvers were well past Civil War.
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« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2017, 11:15:18 pm »
A couple of things from Have Gun Will Travel season 2 I can maybe use, a British girl travelling to see her brother, and an Apache girl who is educated in the east returning home by stagecoach. Those could be 2 more passengers on a menaced stage or small train.
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