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The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« on: June 16, 2016, 12:08:30 pm »
Okay, so here we are: The OFFICIAL 2016 CSSA Hot 100 list.

Voting was... well, it sucked again this year. We had 24 voters, tying last year's number, though some of the names are different, and a LOT of the choices were different. I'll go over that in depth later. We either need new blood around here, or we need to wake up the old blood, because turn out was just sad.

We ended up exactly with 100 names this year, which was convenient. I've listed them below from 100-1, with their point totals right next to them. You'll notice, especially from 72 on that a lot of people have the same total points. That's because of low voting. Just like last year, EVERYONE got their top 3 babes onto the list (which makes for a very interesting bottom of the list, IMO). Again, I'll go over some of the details more later. Ties were settled by alphabetical order of LAST NAME, just like last year. With so many ties, there seemed very little point in going through a listing a third of the list as ties. We clearly need more voters if ties are bothering people.

We have a new Number One babe, and even that was interesting, because it very much looked like it would be our #2 babe taking the crown this year until the last day or so of voting.

As always, big thanks to everyone who voted: Zeusaphone, randyorko3589, John Connors, voodoojoe, The Squad Leader, Just Plain Tricky, Robbins, DanielO, Vicki, onlyme, benw, Mal, Victor, wmike, MarkC1984. Ffstoryman, biggs21, InThe313, ikkitousen, KMB, MuffinMan, Sex Kitten, and Cosmo Kramer. Also thanks to Victoria for hosting our little corner of the interwebs and letting us do stuff like this, and thanks to whoever's been posting the reminders to vote at the top of the boards, because I appreciate that a lot. Still haven't received any actual bribes yet, but there's always next year...

Without further ado (that'll come later):




100. Mary Elizabeth Winstead – 38
99. Torri Webster – 38
98. Charlize Theron – 38
97. Margot Robbie – 38
96. Adrianne Palicki – 38
95. Kelly Packard – 38
94. Rita Ora – 38
93. Erin Gray - 38
92. Holly Marie Combs - 38
91. Lindsay Wagner - 39

90. Eva Marie (WWE) - 39
89. Jessica Lowndes - 39
88. Natalie Alyn Lind - 39
87. Cheryl Ladd - 39
86. Stana Katic - 39
85. Felicity Jones - 39
84. Skylar Diggins - 39
83. Kelly Clarkson - 39
82. Jennifer Aniston - 39
81. Britney Spears – 40

80. Helen Slater - 40
79. Kacey Rohl - 40
78. Kelly Ripa - 40
77. Sasha Pieterse - 40
76. Mandy Moore - 40
75. Rose McGowan - 40
74. Becky Lynch (WWE) - 40
73. Eva Green - 40
72. Chrissy Costanza - 40
71. Charisma Carpenter - 42

70. Aubrey Plaza - 46
69. Jamie Chuing - 46
68. Hayley Atwell - 46
67. Priyanka Chopra - 47
66. Demi Lovato - 48
65. Pixie Lott - 48
64. Nathalie Emmanuel - 48
63. Danielle Panabaker - 49
62. Paige VanZant (UFC) - 50
61. Hailee Steinfeld - 51

60. Zoe Saldana - 51
59. Katherine McNamara - 51
58. Jennifer Love Hewitt - 51
57. Kristen Bell - 51
56. Shay Mitchell - 52
55. Anna Kendrick - 52
54. Camren Bicondova - 52
53. Christina Aguilera - 52
52. Isabela Moner - 53
51. Willa Holland - 53

50. Cindy Crawford - 53
49. Kira Kosarin - 54
48. Lucy Hale - 55
47. Rihanna - 56
46. Amy Adams - 57
45. Nina Dobrev - 62
44. Ryan Newman - 63
43. Molly Quinn - 64
42. Kate Beckinsale - 66
41. Emmy Rossum - 67

40. Michelle Keegan - 68
39. Emmily Ratajkowski - 71
38. Rosario Dawson - 71
37. McKayal Maroney - 72
36. Hilary Duff - 72
35. Emily Blunt - 73
34. Caity Lotz - 75
33. Vanessa Hudgens - 75
32. Jessica Chastain - 87
31. Sabrina Carpenter - 88

30. Elizabeth Olsen - 90
29. Kate Upton - 91
28. Sophie Turner - 92
27. Hayden Panettiere - 92
26. Chloe Grace Moretz - 98
25. Eliza Dushku - 98
24. Dove Cameron - 104
23. Alyson Michalka - 107
22. Sarah Hyland - 107
21. Natalie Portman - 108

20. Melissa Benoist - 109
19. Ariana Grande - 110
18. Emma Stone - 112
17. Jessica Alba - 118
16. Maria Menounos - 127
15. Emily Bett Ricakrds - 130
14. Daisy Ridley - 147
13. Elizabeth “Liz” Gillies - 148
12. Zendaya Coleman - 150
11. Ariel Winter - 152

10. Peyton Roi List - 173
9. Emma Watson - 182
8. Emilia Clarke - 192
7. Jennifer Lawrence - 194
6. Victoria Justice - 202
5. Chloe Bennet - 235
4. Taylor Swift - 241
3. Scarlett Johansson - 267
2. Selena Gomez - 289

1. Bella Thorne - 338




*Edited because I somehow fucked up Rita Ora's last name. Dyslexic much, TRL?
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2016, 12:10:07 pm »
Awards, both good and bad:

Biggest Jump - Alyson Michalka – From 79 last year to 23 this year, a jump of 56 spots
Biggest Fall – Holly Marie Combs – From 30 last year to 92 this year, a drop of 62 spots
Highest Debut – Daisy Ridley at 14
Dead Drop - Ashley Benson from 13 to off the list (just barely, too – her name was next on the list, but she was 1 point shy)
Where You Been? - Britney Spears (absent since 2010), 81 this year
That Was Quick - Ming-Na Wen – debuted last year at 58, absent from the list this year
Planted – Chloe Bennet has been at #5 since her debut in 2014, which appears to be a record, certainly that close to the top of the list, so I'm calling it the “Chloe Bennet Camper Crown”


Lifers Cut:
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2016, 12:18:03 pm »
Discussion Points and Trivia:


So, the road to #1 was a bit wacky this year. There was a solid 3-4 days where it looked like Emilia Clarke was going to naked-fire-walk her way to the #1 spot. Then Selena Gomez came thundering up the list, and was holding a solid 10-20 point lead over Bella up until the 14th. Then, with that last flurry of votes, Bella came storming back, with nothing higher than a #4 vote, and managed to beat Selena by 49 points, effectively cock-blocking (clit blocking?) Selena from getting her first win. One must begin to wonder if Selena has been permanently cursed by The Beibs as this was her 2nd career #2 showing, and has been a solid top 12 performer since 2009 (she was 75 her debut year of 2008), and yet the crown continues to elude her.

Meanwhile, until KMB voted on the 14th, we almost saw history being made in a different fashion – namely the first time a former #1 babe DIDN'T make the list. KMB saved Jessica Alba from joining the dearly departed (and then she got a couple more votes, so don't go giving him all the credit), but I really did wonder how I was going to have to break that bit of news if it happened.

We did lose two more lifers, Buffy Alumnus Sarah Michelle Gellar and Michelle Trachtenberg. This leaves Charisma Carpenter as the only remaining Lifer (someone who made the Hot 100 every year since 2003) who is not also a former #1 winner. Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, Natalie Portman, and Charisma Carpenter are the only remaining Lifers.

On the other end of the spectrum, we had 27 new names on the list this year, most of them in the bottom of the list, but still more than a quarter of the list is new blood, including a few eyebrow-raisers.

Our newcomers are: Daisy Ridley, Melissa Benoist, Michelle Keegan, Kira Kosarin, Isabella Moner, Camren Bicondova, Katharine McNamara, Hailee Steinfeld, Priyanka Chopra, Hayley Atwell, Chrissy Costanza, Becky Lynch, Kelly Ripa, Kacey Rohl, Helen Slater, Skylar Diggins, Felicity Jones, Cheryl Ladd, Natalie Alyn Lind, Eva Marie, Lindsay Wagner, Erin Gray, Rita Ora, Kelly Packard, Adiranne Palicki, Margot Robbie, and Torri Webster. I will not pretend to know all of these names. I am particularly happy to see Daisy Ridley and Melissa Benoist making the list this year, and as high as they landed.

The hot 100 has historically had some real short-lived wrestling and other sports babes, and Jailbait Disney/Nick actresses always appear in force (with mixed results in longevity), but this year's list includes some babes who could generously be called MILFs if not GILFs. Part of this comes from the fact that everyone's top 3 names are guaranteed to make the list because of low votership, so it only takes 1 person to add some unique names to the list, but it's kinda nice to see some counter-programing to the wave of ever-younger babes who make the list. Your mileage may vary, of course.

I may post more facts and whatnot later, but I gotta go paint a deck, run a billion errands, and maybe WRITE something. I mean, Bella's just begging for new stories now...



*edited for grammar/making words make sense
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2016, 12:40:48 pm »
I would not be discouraged.  We got the same amount of votes yes but in half the time and with mail-ins disqualified.

I have to say though Lindsay Wagner?  Really?  Please tell me this is some new woman with the same name and not the Bionic Woman.
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2016, 01:04:28 pm »
And I made an attempted bribe offer! lol. Didn't know what you wanted but I did offer adult beverages and a floorshow, even though that's not anywhere near what it was in 2001 when we were in our 29s as we are now mid-40s. :D.

Wasn't there a total of 101 names. Jodie Sweeten was my #20 and she isn't there. hmmm. :)
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2016, 02:15:45 pm »
And I made an attempted bribe offer! lol. Didn't know what you wanted but I did offer adult beverages and a floorshow, even though that's not anywhere near what it was in 2001 when we were in our 29s as we are now mid-40s. :D.

Wasn't there a total of 101 names. Jodie Sweeten was my #20 and she isn't there. hmmm. :)

Everyone's Top 3 made the list - if you were the only person to vote for someone and you ranked them lower than 3, they didn't make the list. We got a total of 274 babes voted for, these are the top 100 - it was nice and even this year, Mary Elizabeth being the last person with 38 points, so I didn't have to go over like I did last year. Jodie got 3 different people voting for her, but her total was only 36, the equivalent of a #5 vote.
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2016, 02:20:13 pm »
Ah, I misunderstood. Sorry.
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2016, 02:23:27 pm »
I have to say though Lindsay Wagner?  Really?  Please tell me this is some new woman with the same name and not the Bionic Woman.

I'm assuming that's who it is, though there is a Hefmate from 2007 with the same name that no one remembers.
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2016, 09:03:37 pm »
ScarJo repeats as MILF of the year!

2003   Charisma Carpenter
2004   Angelina Jolie
2005   Angelina Jolie (2)
2006   Angelina Jolie (3)
2007   Kate Beckinsale
2008   Jessica Alba   
2009   Jessica Alba (2)
2010   Jessica Alba (3)
2011   Natalie Portman
2012   Natalie Portman (2)
2013   Kristen Bell
2014   Natalie Portman (3)
2015   Scarlett Johansson
2016   Scarlett Johansson (2)
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2016, 11:16:53 pm »
Sounds like the bribes were misdirected. Because if the allure of a floorshow or something to that effect from some of the ladies around here was really on the table, I'd think some folks (including myself) would have been more inclined to participate. Hell, I'd have flat out copy/pasted said women's lists if there was enough incentive.
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Re: The OFFICIAL CSSA Hot 100 for 2016:
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2016, 12:22:38 am »
I tried to bribe but our sex appeal isn't what it was back in 2001. :) Considering all but my #20 pick made the list somewhere I can't complain. :)
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