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Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« on: February 27, 2016, 08:21:01 am »
Thanks to an excellent suggestion, a thread for those who promised so much but failed to deliver.


Amanda Bynes for sure, Miley Cyrus definitely.  Lindsay Lohan as well.

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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2016, 08:22:54 am »
I think Miley's still salvageable.  As for what happened I blame enforced Disney repression a lot.
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2016, 12:46:05 am »
Thanks to an excellent suggestion, a thread for those who promised so much but failed to deliver.


Amanda Bynes for sure, Miley Cyrus definitely.  Lindsay Lohan as well.

Amanda Bynes indeed
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2016, 04:58:24 pm »
I think Miley's still salvageable.  As for what happened I blame enforced Disney repression a lot.
Selena Gomez,Emily Osment and Demi Lovato turned out OK.
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2016, 05:22:28 am »
I think Miley's still salvageable.  As for what happened I blame enforced Disney repression a lot.
Selena Gomez,Emily Osment and Demi Lovato turned out OK.
Demi had a bad period and Selena had Bieber.
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2016, 06:49:42 am »
I think Miley's still salvageable.  As for what happened I blame enforced Disney repression a lot.
Selena Gomez,Emily Osment and Demi Lovato turned out OK.
Demi had a bad period and Selena had Bieber.

But they still looked okay regardless. We're talking hot girls who turned into complete monsters here. Even Miley would be fine if she stopped trying to ape Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices. But Bynes is probably the best example of potential flushed down the shitter.
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2016, 03:07:38 pm »
Amanda Bynes' health issues are one hell of an extenuating circumstance.
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2017, 09:20:04 am »
Going by her latest appearance, and the lack of votes she has had on a sexiest woman poll I am running elsewhere, Bella Thorne needs to be moved from the Jailbait grown up thread to here.

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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2017, 01:12:48 pm »
I would put her pretty high if I knew where the poll was. She really needs to be in something good soon though.
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2017, 10:28:13 am »
It's a poll I am running on another Forum.  Don't think I have seen a single vote for her this year.

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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2017, 11:28:50 am »
Well, the blue hair, the nose ring, the tattoos and looking like she lost weight (making her face thinner) sure don't help.  :(
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2017, 05:40:11 pm »
The first and third of those uplift her in my view while the second and fourth (since she certainly doesn't need to lose weight) push her down.  Still consider her hot though.
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2017, 07:21:33 pm »
Yeah, I won't be hypocritical: I'd still hit that  :P
It's just that compared to what she looked like only one year ago she's gotten much worse recently in her quest to be "edgy"  :-\
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Re: Hotties of Tomorrow: What the fuck happened there?
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2017, 05:25:40 am »
And please, no comparisons to Lindsay Lohan (I know you haven't but people on other sites have).  She's maintaining a career, hasn't been arrested and AFAIK rumors about drug use are just that, rumors.  Comparisons to Miley Cyrus might be fairer though.
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