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Amy Schumer
« on: June 04, 2015, 04:04:28 pm »

"I'm 160 pounds, I can catch a dick whenever I want, but can I catch pussy? Yes. Yes I can. Repeatedly. #RightKateMcKinnon?"
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Re: Amy Schumer
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2015, 01:47:06 am »
The above was an actual tweet. #Probably #AmySchumerCanGetIt
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Re: Amy Schumer
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2015, 11:18:38 pm »
Well, I don't approve of "The Phantom Menace." #OhC3POIKnewYouWerentGay
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Re: Amy Schumer
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2015, 09:15:55 pm »
KRIS JENNER?!? And you said I was the only girl you slept with! #JenniferHowCouldYou
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