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Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« on: May 01, 2015, 08:50:07 pm »
AJ Michalka bird-sounded that tonight is Aly Michalka's bachelorette party. You know, just in case anyone wanted to imagine the fun ways that kind of thing could unfold.
Welcome to my breakdown.
I hope I didn't scare you.
That's just the way we are when we come down.
We sweat and laugh and scream here.
'Cause life is just a dream here.
You know inside you feel right at home, here.
Yeah, Welcome to my nightmare yeah, hey, hey, hey...

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2015, 04:26:48 pm »
To file under the "WELL DUH!" heading, Miley is making some headlines by admitting that not all of her past relationships have been "straight, heterosexual" ones.
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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2015, 02:06:38 pm »
AJ Michalka bird-sounded that tonight is Aly Michalka's bachelorette party. You know, just in case anyone wanted to imagine the fun ways that kind of thing could unfold.
She's finally marrying her true love, which is to say her sister? ;)
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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2015, 02:16:11 am »
Emilia Clarke Wants to 'Have Something Sexual Together' With 'Game of Thrones' Superfans Channing & Jenna

Emilia Clarke has outed Channing Tatum as a Game of Thrones superfan, and clearly, the feeling is mutual!

In Harper's Bazaar's June/July issue, the stunning 28-year-old actress --who plays Daenerys Targaryen in the HBO hit -- reveals that the Magic Mike star and his wife Jenna Dewan even call each other Game of Thrones pet names. She also reveals a hilarious fantasy come-to-life encounter with the gorgeous couple.

"Someone took a fantasy in my head and played it in real life," Clarke recalls. "I was at a Golden Globes after-party and Channing f**cking Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna. And they said, 'We call each other 'moon of my life' and 'my sun and stars' and all that.' And I was like, 'I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You're both beautiful, even just a hug.'"

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2015, 07:53:59 am »

"Someone took a fantasy in my head and played it in real life," Clarke recalls. "I was at a Golden Globes after-party and Channing f**cking Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna. And they said, 'We call each other 'moon of my life' and 'my sun and stars' and all that.' And I was like, 'I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You're both beautiful, even just a hug.'"

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I would totally write this, except I kinda hate Channing Tatum. Jenna and Emilia, though, that's a pairing...
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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2015, 08:58:47 pm »
Please, Cate, more details would be great.

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Cate Blanchett's latest film Carol premieres at Cannes on Sunday. In the film, which is based on Patricia Highsmith's 1953 novel The Price of Salt, Blanchett plays an older married woman who falls in love with a twentysomething department store clerk played by Rooney Mara.

When Variety asked Blanchett, 45, if this was her first personal experience with same-sex relationships, the actress responded, "On film - or in real life?" Blanchett added that she's had previous relationships with women "many times," but didn't reveal any more.

However, Blanchett, who's been married to Andrew Upton since 1997, did openly discuss the struggles that go into making a film with two female leads, whether they're lesbian or not. "Midrange films with women at the center are tricky to finance. There are a lot of people laboring under the misapprehension that people don't want to see them, which isn't true," Blanchett said.

"I think there's been a critical mass of women who have reached a certain place in the industry," she noted, citing women such as Meryl Streep and Cinderella producer Allison Shearmur. "I want it to not be discussed anymore," she continued. "But it needs to be discussed."
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Girl I wanna yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna see you tonight yeah, yeah, yeah
Girl I gotta yeah, yeah, yeah
I gotta see you tonight
Oh oh, oh whoa oh oh
Oh oh, let me see your hands
Oh oh, oh whoa oh oh
Oh oh, tonight is the night

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2015, 09:10:49 pm »
You stole my thunder 313. I just came on to post this same Cate news. Oh well. 
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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2015, 09:22:02 pm »
You stole my thunder 313. I just came on to post this same Cate news. Oh well.
My apologies, Vicki.  As a form of apology, I'll let you get first dibs on giving her birthday sex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Girl I wanna yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna see you tonight yeah, yeah, yeah
Girl I gotta yeah, yeah, yeah
I gotta see you tonight
Oh oh, oh whoa oh oh
Oh oh, let me see your hands
Oh oh, oh whoa oh oh
Oh oh, tonight is the night

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2015, 03:23:02 pm »
I don't know if many of you bother to watch E! News, but they had something kinda interesting yesterday involving, Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande. They were singing a song together, wearing those animal onesies. Miley stopped at one point to ask Ariana whether she was supposed to be a mouse, or a bear. Ariana didn't seem to be sure. Miley said something along the lines of, "Whatever you are, you're a really cute mouse, or bear." Somebody let them know they needed to get back to singing. Miley said, "Sorry, I was flirting." Ariana smiled and actually seemed to blush. It was cute and also, kinda hot. ;)

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2015, 06:34:46 pm »
It's part of Miley's ongoing backyard duets to raise money to help homeless teens. And yes they cover Don't Dream It's Over by Crowded House and it's GLORIOUS!
I know everyone knows Ariana has a powerful voice in that tiny body but Miley's biggest secret is that she is also immensely talented.

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2015, 06:13:12 pm »
Disappointing update for Cate Blanchett story...

The Oscar-winner made headlines earlier this week after comments she made while promoting Carol were misconstrued. Despite initial reports that Blanchett admitted to having relationships with women off-screen "many times," the actress later said she wasn't alluding to sexual relationships.

"From memory, the conversation ran: 'Have you had relationships with women?' And I said: 'Yes, many times. Do you mean have I had sexual relationships with women? Then the answer is no.' But that obviously didn't make it," she said at a press conference Sunday.

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2015, 10:12:09 pm »
Disappointing update for Cate Blanchett story...

The Oscar-winner made headlines earlier this week after comments she made while promoting Carol were misconstrued. Despite initial reports that Blanchett admitted to having relationships with women off-screen "many times," the actress later said she wasn't alluding to sexual relationships.

"From memory, the conversation ran: 'Have you had relationships with women?' And I said: 'Yes, many times. Do you mean have I had sexual relationships with women? Then the answer is no.' But that obviously didn't make it," she said at a press conference Sunday.

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She took a long time to officially deny the story.  I'm holding on to hope that she's lying here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Girl I wanna yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna see you tonight yeah, yeah, yeah
Girl I gotta yeah, yeah, yeah
I gotta see you tonight
Oh oh, oh whoa oh oh
Oh oh, let me see your hands
Oh oh, oh whoa oh oh
Oh oh, tonight is the night

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2015, 10:30:54 am »

Well, Maxim's finally found a way to get people to stop arguing about their poor choices for rankings in their Hot 100 list every year - by basically only ranking Taylor Swift as number 1 and then putting everyone else as the same, meaning they get to throw a recycled Taylor pic on their cover, add a bunch of recycled pics (most of them NOT from their own archives for once), and call it an issue. I don't want to say the new rebranding of the magazine is lazy and ineffective but... well, yes, I DO want to say that. A lot. Sales are apparently improving (in terms of subscriptions - newsstand remains flat), but despite the fact that I'm in their new target demographic, I can't help but feel the magazine is becoming less and less enjoyable. It's hardly the only paper rag having this issue, but Maxim's the one with the biggest change in direction that they CLAIM is working for them. IMO, it's not. I don't need them to go back to their raunchy old ways, but would it be too much to ask for them to celebrate the inherent beauty of a woman without having to resort to trying to act like doing such a thing is inherently linked to being a 13-year-old perv?

Just for clarification, this year's Hot 100 was broken into groups - Singers, Actresses, Models, and Ones To Watch (which was filled with a lot of actresses, a few sports stars, and Amal Clooney, because where else would you put her?) It's of note, Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice were thrown into Singers, Teresa Palmer was in Models, and even I hadn't heard of about a third of the models they listed. Though at least the joke entries like Stephen Colbert and Mante Te'o's fake girlfriend were left off. THAT was getting increasingly stupid.
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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2015, 03:03:00 pm »
Emilia Clarke reveals she turned down lead in 'Fifty Shades' because of nudity

Emilia Clarke could have been Anastasia Steele in the Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation but decided to turn down the lead role because of nudity.

The Game of Thrones actress has had her fair share of nude scenes as Daenerys Targaryen in the hit HBO show.

As Marie Claire U.K.' s July cover star, she admitted that the role of Anastasia would've had her spending more time naked on-screen than she would've wanted.

"I really wanted to work with Sam Taylor-Johnson because she's f--king amazing. But there is a huge amount of nudity in the film," she said. "I'll never say 'I'm never doing nudity,' because I've already done it, but I thought I might get stuck in a pigeonhole that I would have struggled to get out of."

During the first episode of Game of Thrones, Clarke stripped down and attributes viewer's criticism as to why she is uncomfortable baring her body.

"I remember when everything first kicked off, I *d myself. You just do; it's instinct. But never again. It just takes that one person who says, 'She's a fat bitch,' and you're like, 'I'm a fat bitch!'" she said.

In her latest role as Sarah Connor in Terminator Genisys, Clarke doesn't have to worry about nudity, but instead, keeping up with the boys.

"Those [expletive] guns are super heavy," she said. "You're running with them a lot of the time, and I needed to keep up with/be better than the boys. I needed to know what to do to have Arnold go, 'Very nice.' That was my goal."

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Re: Dish Digest: The Thread That Shagged Me
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2015, 04:56:58 pm »
Excerpt from an interview with Riley Keough...

Not so for the character in her next big project, The Girlfriend Experience, a Starz drama based on Steven Soderbergh’s film of the same name, which starred porn star Sasha Gray as a modern-day escort who, per the title, specializes in intimate and ongoing arrangements with her benefactors. You get the sense that Keough is looking forward to any controversy. “People are going to talk s--- about it, and I have sex in it,” she shrugs. “I do things that aren’t super-G-rated. I’m playing a sort of twisted character. Not that that career is twisted, but my specific character is a bit of a freak.”

Keough spent months researching her part by delving into modern-day sugar-baby culture, talking with young women who have entered into similar arrangements with older, wealthy men. “I thought about it a lot, because I wouldn’t want people to mistake that for me being supportive in any way of prostitution,” she says. “But I’ve done a lot of research on sex work, and it’s a very different career. I’ve talked to a lot of GFEs. They’re very much not in an oppressive situation — they are choosing to do it. They look at it as a career, and there are things about it they don’t like, but no one’s forcing them to do it. They’re not on the streets being forced to sleep with people and beaten and abused. It’s a very different thing than any street prostitution or sex slavery. It’s girls who are in law school or going through undergrad, or are like, ‘Oh, s---, I can make a f---load of money’. Make a website, go on these dates with these wealthy, wealthy men, and then have hundreds of thousands of dollars. I just found that very interesting.”

Coming with the territory: copious nude scenes. “They’re explicit,” she smiles. “There’s nothing — and everyone says this when they do sex scenes — ‘gratuitous’ about it, but it’s her job. There are sex scenes. They’re probably your average sex scenes — there are just a lot of them. ’Cause she’s got a lot of clients!” She laughs.

"It's interesting for me to try and understand," she continues, “I was asking one of the girls, ‘How do you do this intimate thing with this amount of people, and what if you don’t like the person?’ She told me, ‘I always try and find something that I like about them, and focus on that one thing.’”

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Sounds like something to look forward to. ;D

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