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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2015, 12:53:50 am »
from what I hear its one of two versions. EitherSelena left pretty fast and pissed off so maybe she is starting to come around, or the twatwad was seen with Kendall Jenner...could've been her instead of Selena he was with
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2015, 01:53:56 am »
The only reason I can think of as to why Selena and Kendall went after the twat is because he has a big dick.  If I ever got hold of him, it would be HAD a big dick as I would kill him.

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« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2015, 02:10:07 am »
Too damn good for the twatwad! 20 years of Spanish Inquisition torture. followed by cutting didgets off 1 at a time over the course of a year, then months of bringing the torso to the brink before reviving, When there's nothing left but a gibbering mass of flesh I feed it to captured wild boars. Slowly. Vicki is love, but I have none for demons.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2015, 02:49:06 am »
The only reason I can think of as to why Selena and Kendall went after the twat is because he has a big dick.  If I ever got hold of him, it would be HAD a big dick as I would kill him.

No, Selena could've just gone after him because he was pretty (though fuck me if I know why she keeps laying down like a rug for him other than attention because even a good lay should be easy enough for her to find that it wouldn't turn her into that big of an idiot). And Kendall, well, never ever for a moment forget what gold-digging fame-whoring attention-seeking family she belongs to.
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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2015, 03:21:19 am »
Why the hell anyone ever gave a rats ass for that worthless no talent family is beyond me. At one time Mr. Jenner was a mighty athlete and even an American hero in some regard, but the rest of them have zero and why so many follow everything they fart is a mystery.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2015, 08:57:20 pm »
Geez, enough with the Kardashian bashing already. ::)

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Dylan McDermott, Maggie Q Engaged

Dylan McDermott and Maggie Q are engaged after a whirlwind romance, Us Weekly can confirm.

An insider tells Us that McDermott, 53, actually proposed months ago, only recently gifting her with a ring while spending time in Hawaii. "No wedding date set yet," the source says.

Us confirmed back in October that the Stalker costars were dating after the two were spotted having a romantic night at Santa Barbara's Olio e Limone. "They were very flirty, smiling at each other, canoodling," an onlooker told Us at the time. "At one point she was feeding him at the table."

McDermott and the Insurgent actress, 35, have yet to comment on their relationship. McDermott was previously married to actress Shiva Rose for 14 years until their split in 2009. The exes share daughters Colette, 18, and Charlotte, 9. This will be the first marriage for the Nikita alum.

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2015, 11:43:04 pm »
Mandy Moore is getting divorced, may she celebrate with loads and loads of ATM.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2015, 11:47:08 pm »
Mandy Moore is getting divorced, may she celebrate with loads and loads of ATM.

Poor, poor Cosmo. He must simply be heartbroken over this development.  ;D


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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2015, 12:07:57 am »
Mandy Moore is getting divorced, may she celebrate with loads and loads of ATM.

Poor, poor Cosmo. He must simply be heartbroken over this development.  ;D


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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2015, 07:33:51 pm »
AnnaLynne McCord & Rick Fox Are Dating

New couple alert!

AnnaLynne McCord is dating former NBA star Rick Fox.

The 27-year-old "90210" alum stepped out with Rick, 45, at a pre-Super Bowl event in Scottsdale, Ariz., on Friday night.

According to People, the couple was spotted holding hands and the actress referred to Rick as her "boyfriend."

AnnaLynne, an anti-sexual assault/sex-trafficking activist, also re-*ed one of Rick's *s containing a photo of a person wearing a #NoMore T-shirt (#NoMore is an anti-domestic violence campaign, which has partnered with the NFL).

"Thk u #FutureHusband," she *ed, along with a laughing emoji and the RT.

AnnaLynne previously dated actor Dominic Purcell for three years, but the then-couple split in December 2014.

Rick was married to Vanessa Williams from 1999-2004, then dated "Buffy" alum Eliza Dushku until last year.

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2015, 09:07:03 pm »
Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Tie The Knot; Another Ceremony To Follow

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have reportedly made it official.

The two big screen stars tied the knot on Tuesday, according to sources for both People and Us Weekly.

Originally, numerous reports surfaced claiming that the two would marry this weekend, and according to both publications' websites, that is still the case. Amber, 28, and Johnny, 51, will say "I do" in a second ceremony this weekend in the Bahamas on a private island owned by the "Mortdecai" star.

This is the second marriage for Johnny, who split from makeup artist Lori Anne Allison after a two year marriage in the mid-1980s. Johnny and his previous partner, Vanessa Paradis, split in 2012.

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2015, 09:40:16 pm »
Well, he needs something to cheer him up after Mortdecai crashed and burned.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2015, 09:45:28 pm »
Not to mention Transcendence, Lone Ranger, Dark Shadows...
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2015, 10:38:55 pm »
I saw Mandy Moore is expected to be one of the guests at the ceremony in the Bahamas, so naturally, one of my first thoughts was that she'd give Amber the gift of ATM as a wedding present.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2015, 08:13:45 pm »
Riley Keough Marries Ben Smith-Petersen

Riley Keough married her fiance Ben Smith-Petersen on Wednesday, Feb. 4, Us Weekly can confirm. The Magic Mike actress — and granddaughter of Elvis Presley — said "I do" in Napa, Calif.

Keough, 25, and Smith-Petersen were feted by several famous friends, including Kristen Stewart, Zoe Kravitz, Dakota Johnson, Cara Delevingne, the bride's Mad Max: Fury Road costars Abbey Lee and Courtney Eaton, and Keough's ex-boyfriend Tobias Jesso Jr. Johnson was a bridesmaid for the special ceremony.

The bride and groom first met while filming Mad Max: Fury Road in 2012. "So happy for them. They joked about having a dog 'baby' together now and how it was just a matter of time until they made it official," an insider told Us at the time.

This is the first marriage for Keough. She was previously engaged to Alex Pettyfer in March 2012.

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