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Celebrity Relationships V
« on: December 12, 2014, 03:11:11 pm »
Emma Watson is apparently single once more. May she celebrate by being in the middle of a girlbang.

Also, Selena is insisting she's single, which means she's probably days away from causing me to put my head through a brick wall.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 03:13:30 pm »

Yeah, it'll be a Christmas miracle if she isn't spotted with the twatwad again before the new year,  ::) The more she insists she's not dating anyone, the faster she runs back to him.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2014, 05:28:59 pm »
Emma Watson is apparently single once more. May she celebrate by being in the middle of a girlbang.

Also, Selena is insisting she's single, which means she's probably days away from causing me to put my head through a brick wall.

NO! IT'S CHRISTMAS! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE!!!!  Let's hope Santa brings what we want this year by dropping an anvil on he who shall not be  named's head.
Also we need you to write more Selena stories...


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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2014, 09:16:00 pm »
An anvil? Really? That's not near enough what the twatwad deserves! Death by slowwww torture lasting 20 years where he screams every second in pain! Vicki has no love for demons.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2014, 10:16:51 pm »
An anvil? Really? That's not near enough what the twatwad deserves! Death by slowwww torture lasting 20 years where he screams every second in pain! Vicki has no love for demons.
I actually saw something that, while not lasting 20 years, would bring a slow and agonizing death:  Beating him continuously with a spoon.  Don't ask me how I find this stuff.  Just give it a go.
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There you go pulling me right back in
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I'm stuck on you
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2014, 01:36:22 am »
Interesting fact I saw on another site: a month after Justin Bieber was born, Kurt Cobain left us.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2014, 01:42:00 am »
Interesting fact I saw on another site: a month after Justin Bieber was born, Kurt Cobain left us.

OOOOOHHHH so tempted to make a smart-ass remark about trading the devil we knew for the one we didn't, but as much as I think Cobain was one of music's most over-rated hacks and an all-around asshole, he's not as bad as the Twatwad. Though he did leave us with Courtney Love, who IS almost as bad...
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2014, 03:21:33 am »
Cobain wasn't an asshole so much as someone that just really didn't want to be famous. Axl Rose, now there was, and still is, a giant flaming asshole. Pretty much everything about Cobain, filtered through the 20/20 vision of hindsight, was about wanting to make music, but do it rather anonymously. After Nevermind he pretty consciously tried to write inaccessible music (something Pearl Jam also did, though not quite as overtly). Even his heroin addiction could be viewed as a coping mechanism, much like alcohol for a lot of people.
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Loves horses and her boyfriend too

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2014, 05:40:10 am »
Axl Rose, now there was, and still is, a giant flaming asshole.

Though Appetite for Destruction remains one of the great albums of the 80s

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2014, 06:15:30 am »
AnnaLynne McCord, Dominic Purcell Call It Quits After Three Years Together

AnnaLynne McCord and Dominic Purcell have called it quits on their relationship after dating for three years, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.

"They have split," her rep tells Us, adding that the now-exes, however, are "still amicable."

The 90210 alum, who last stepped out with the actor at the premiere of, I Choose this past June, was first linked to Purcell after being spotted getting cozy on set of the CW show back in July 2011.

According to *, who was first to break the news, McCord, 27, already has a new crush -- New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman, 28.

The blonde, who attended the hunks game against the San Diego Chargers last weekend, wrote on * along with a selfie of herself on the field: "Big thank u to Edelman for making me lose my voice SCREAMING his entire 56 yard run for a much needed TOUCHDOWN."

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2014, 05:09:27 pm »
Cameron Diaz is engaged to Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden.  Some guys have all the luck.
There you go making my heart beat again
Heart beat again, heart beat again
There you go making me feel like a kid
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There you go pulling me right back in
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2014, 01:48:47 pm »
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are dunzo after 13 years together. By a weird coincidence, Big Eyes is the first live-action movie he's made in 17 years that she isn't in.
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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2014, 08:24:50 pm »
Sofia Vergara Is Engaged to Joe Manganiello

This summer love has gotten serious: Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are set to wed!

The sexy stars got engaged on Christmas Day while vacationing in Hawaii, two sources tell PEOPLE.

Reps for Vergara and Manganiello have not yet commented, but a source tells PEOPLE that the Magic Mike hunk planned to propose during the trip and was "very nervous" about popping the question: "He wasn't 100 percent sure she would say yes."

But on Dec. 25, almost six months after they started dating, a joyful Vergara was photographed relaxing by the pool wearing a gorgeous diamond ring

As for Manganiello, he’d had a crush on the Modern Family actress since they met at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in May – when she was on the arm of ex-fiancé Nick Loeb.

"She's got the curves, she's got a beautiful face, beautiful hair, just gorgeous," he confessed to PEOPLE for July’s Hottest Bachelors issue. "Naturally beautiful. She's feisty!"

That month, they became an item, and their romance has been heating up ever since.

This will be the first marriage for Manganiello and second for Vergara, who has a 22-year-old son, Manolo.

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2014, 05:28:31 am »
Kaya Scodelario Engaged to Benjamin Walker?

People on your * feed weren't the only ones to get engaged over the holidays—apparently Kaya Scodelario and Benjamin Walker did, too!

The Maze Runner star showed off an impressive diamond ring on * Sunday (and yes, it was on that finger), and thanked Meryl Streep's former son-in-law "for making me the happiest woman in the world."

And in a very engagement-esque shot, the 22-year-old English star planted a romantic kiss on her 32-year-old Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter beau. She also *ed a picture of herself snuggled up to her probable fiancé with her mother on his other side. "Showing mum around our new home," she wrote, adding, "I [heart] NY."

Reps for both stars did not immediately respond to E! News' request for comment (but that ring kinda speaks for itself).

It would appear that the couple now live together in New York, but this hasn't always been the case. Back in October, Scodelario talked to the * about her then long distance romance. "Ben lives in New York and I live in London, so we have to work hard to see each other," she said. "You have to go for it, which I like."

This will be the first marriage for Scodelario, who previously dated Shameless' Elliott Tittensor. It will be the second time down the aisle for Walker, who was married to Streep's daughter, actress Mamie Gummer, from 2011 to 2013.

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Re: Celebrity Relationships V
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2014, 07:13:52 pm »
Giada De Laurentiis Is Divorcing Todd Thompson

Giada De Laurentiis is ready to go it alone.

The Food Network star, 44, announced via * Monday that she and husband Todd Thompson, a fashion designer whom she married in May of 2003, have split.

"After an amicable separation since July, Todd and I have decided to end our marriage," she wrote. "Although our decision to separate comes with a great deal of sadness, our focus on the future and overwhelming desire for our family's happiness has given us the strength to move forward on separate, yet always connected paths."

She continues, "Todd and I share a beautiful daughter and a lifetime of great memories that we both treasure more than anything. We are so thankful for our friends and family, and really appreciate the support in this time of change."

De Laurentiis and Thompson are parents to Jade Marie, 6½. Following her brother's death from skin cancer at only 29, the chef – whose maternal grandfather was film producer Dino De Laurentiis – was unsure if she would have children.

"My brother's passing made me afraid, I think because I was afraid that we could have a child and lose him or her too," she explained. "But a few years later, I thought, 'If I never have a child, that might be the saddest thing for me.' "

She later told * that she and Thompson had completed their family, saying, "I have so many babies ... the show, Todd and Jade."

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