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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2014, 04:30:30 am »
It’ll Be a Girl for Alyssa Milano

Milo Thomas is getting a little sister!

The baby Alyssa Milano is expecting later this year will be a girl, the actress announced Thursday on her website.

“I’m in my Mistresses dressing room and I wanted to share with you guys that I am expecting a little sweet baby girl,” she said in a video. “David, Milo and I could not be happier. Truly, we could not be happier. So exciting!”

Baby girl will be the actress’s second child with husband David Bugliari.

“They’re both so excited to have another baby,” a source told PEOPLE after Milano confirmed the pregnancy.

Two weeks after the announcement, Milano, 41, shared that excitement with her * followers by posting a selfie showing off her growing baby bump — and putting any rumors of twins to rest.


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I’m in my Mistresses dressing room...

That could be easily misconstrued by a dirty mind. ;) ;D

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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2014, 11:27:11 pm »
Reportedly Rachel Bilson is carrying Hayden Panettiere's Christensen's baby. I can understand why this board seems reluctant to mention it.
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2014, 11:36:11 pm »
Rachel definitely should've visited the ATM instead. :(
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2014, 01:03:23 pm »
Christina Ricci is pregnant

Christina Ricci is going to be a mom.

The 34-year-old actress is expecting her first child with husband James Heerdegen, according to People.

The actress' growing baby bump was undeniable as she was photographed by paparazzi on Saturday while making her way through the Los Angeles International Airport in a black belted dress that accentuated her pregnant tummy.

Christina and James, a camera dolly grip, first met on the set of "Pan Am" (which Christina starred on from 2011-2012).

They took their relationship public in early 2012, and announced their engagement in February 2013.

The couple tied the knot in October 2013 in an intimate ceremony in New York City at Manhattan's Harold Pratt House & Peterson Hall (a century-old mansion).

Christina was previously briefly engaged to actor Owen Benjamin in 2009.

A rep for the actress was not immediately available for comment on the baby news when contacted by Access Hollywood on Sunday.

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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2014, 12:54:22 pm »
Personal message to Hayden via the cheerleader Kate Mara played on Nip/Tuck: "Deny it! Deny it!"
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2014, 02:26:08 pm »
So now the question is Juliette Barnes is getting knocked up too (which would fit this show) or if we're going to be seeing some wild attempts to hide Hayden's belly on stage.
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2014, 09:57:08 pm »
Or if, as InThe313 suggested elsewhere, they digitally remove Hayden's bump a la Kristen Bell on House Of Lies.
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2014, 09:10:56 am »
Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas Are Parents of Baby Boy

Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas welcomed a baby boy yesterday, May 29," their rep told PEOPLE Friday night. "This is their first child. Both mom and baby are doing great."

News of the impending birth first broke last November, a month after the two actors announced their engagement.

"We are so thrilled ... and can't wait to celebrate with our friends and family, including our second family at Once Upon a Time," the couple, who met on the set of the hit show, said at the time.

They were married last month.

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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2014, 09:53:44 pm »
It's official: Hayden Panettiere Expecting First Child

Hayden Panettiere is going to be a mommy.

The Nashville star is expecting her first child with fiancé Wladimir Klitschko, PEOPLE confirms.

After announcing their engagement in October, the couple put their wedding plans on hold because of unrest in Klitschko’s native country, Ukraine.

“But we have time,” to plan for the big day, Panettiere, 24, told Parade in April.

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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2014, 12:31:16 pm »
In news TRL is unlikely to post on this thread, Kelly Clarkson is now the mother of a beautiful baby girl called River Rose.
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2014, 12:31:33 pm »
I'm 99.999% sure a DNA test will back me up on this, but Kelly Clarkson delivered a baby girl back on the 12th that is in no way related to me. River Rose Blackstock, because no one can be named anything normal anymore (though truthfully, River's nowhere near as bad as a lot of what these celeb kids are being named).
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2014, 12:33:10 pm »
Quote from: Victor on June 14, 2014, 12:31:16 pm
In news TRL is unlikely to post on this thread, Kelly Clarkson is now the mother of a beautiful baby girl called River Rose.
Proved you wrong on THAT one, didn't I?


Nah, I gotta make sure it's obvious I'm in now way legally responsible for this new mouth to feed. That's all on her so-called husband.
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2014, 12:34:08 pm »
Quote from: TRL on June 14, 2014, 12:33:10 pm
Quote from: Victor on June 14, 2014, 12:31:16 pm
In news TRL is unlikely to post on this thread, Kelly Clarkson is now the mother of a beautiful baby girl called River Rose.
Proved you wrong on THAT one, didn't I?

Yeah, well I still got in before you. :)
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2014, 12:44:25 pm »
I expect all of those celebrity kids that have been given those weird names will either be burnt out drug addicts by 15 or tower snipers by 18. Whatever happened to normal names like Kahlisi and Daeinarys and Cersi and Sansa and Ygrette. :) :) :)
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Re: Celebrity Pregnancies: Shoulda Visited the ATM Instead
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2014, 12:52:58 pm »
Quote from: Victor on June 14, 2014, 12:34:08 pm
Quote from: TRL on June 14, 2014, 12:33:10 pm
Quote from: Victor on June 14, 2014, 12:31:16 pm
In news TRL is unlikely to post on this thread, Kelly Clarkson is now the mother of a beautiful baby girl called River Rose.
Proved you wrong on THAT one, didn't I?

Yeah, well I still got in before you. :)

You enjoy those 16 seconds, Victor. You enjoy them!  ::)
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