Author Topic: CSSA Hall Of Famer: Elisha Cuthbert  (Read 1201 times)

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CSSA Hall Of Famer: Elisha Cuthbert
« on: June 20, 2013, 11:50:46 pm »
For our third inductee, over to the K to the M to the B:

It takes a very special woman to make eating ribs sexy but not only did Elisha Cuthbert pull it off, she created a whole new generation of food fetish fans in the process.

For that alone she deserves a spot in the hallowed halls of the CSSA Hall of Fame. But there's so much more. For we have all watched Elisha thrive and turn in a second act that not even her most devoted fans thought she was capable of. For when she wasn't being chased by cougar (earning the nickname Puppies for how she jiggled thanks to our former leader Mr. Carnage Jackson) Elisha was playing a porn star who only took off all of some of her clothes. And then...well we had to worry that this was it.

Oh but how surprised we were when she went onto ABC's Happy Endings and turned being dumb into a zen art. Her enthusiastic stupidity made the show into the cult favorite of our members and has left us all hoping that somehow there will be a happy ending. And as we wait what better way to spend the time than to welcome her into her justly deserving spot in the Hall of Fame for all she's done to fill out a shirt and a tight pair of jeans, for all she's done to make being held captive by deranged mountain men sexy, for all she's done to make overeating hot and for all she's done to inspire not just myself, but VoodooJoe, TRL, Carnage Jackson and many other of CSSA's best.
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