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Jennifer Lawrence
« on: January 13, 2013, 09:04:40 pm »
I promised my girl @haydenpanettier that I'd beat Maggie. #OddsInMyFavor
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 09:06:29 pm »
FUCK! I broke up with Nick Hoult and I beat Dame Maggie! The Brits'll hate me now... #SorryEngland
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 09:35:26 pm »
YAY! I did it! :D
Now, off with #AnneHathaway to give #AmyAdams a nice consolation price ;)
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 01:13:11 am »
I'm on vacation and high. Nothing I do here counts
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2013, 09:51:42 pm »
Here come all the jokes about my hair being as high as me... #Eyeroll
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2013, 09:52:19 pm »
Amy Adams > Bradley Cooper. #SorryNotSorry
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2014, 02:57:31 am »

Okay, so I ruined a few dresses from my "American Hustle" wardrobe by eating Doritos. At least I didn't get girl cum all over them like Amy Adams did. Unless you count Amy's girl cum on my dresses. In which case, nevermind. #OnlyThingTastierThanDoritosIsAmyAdamsPussy
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2014, 09:54:00 pm »
@AmyLAdams Sorry I missed u at BAFTAs honeybunch. #DamnShootingSchedules
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2014, 07:07:53 pm »
Falling over? Just call me Britney. #OopsIDidItAgain
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2014, 09:07:01 pm »
@AmyLAdams WE WUZ ROBBED! #MTVMovieAwards
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2015, 10:11:04 pm »
Oscar needs an arrow in the throat! #TheLegoMovie
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2015, 09:17:01 pm »
@amyschumer I thought it was Kendall! I had too much to drink... #SorryBabe
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Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2015, 10:46:17 pm »
You're welcome, London. #sideboob
"Emma Roberts and Hayden Panettiere just shared a joyful embrace in the middle of Hollywood Blvd." - Best bird-themed social networking post ever.

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"Follow my body." - Cat Valentine, "#MagicATM"